gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

Comments

[hjack69]

well if you ever wanna get rid of em ill take the lemon
he looks like hes having a good time and i get sick of talking to my cats and this guy
THIS guy looks like he can party

[rhapsodeity]

lol he does have a big grin on his face!
hold on

[ after like a minute jade sends over a video of the fruit placed back in the box that they came with in

stayin alive by the beegees playing in the background

??? ]

yep i think he is the party goer in this group!

[hjack69]

omg






its beautiful
please dont kill the lemon at least

[rhapsodeity]

its not alive mr dawes
but i will keep it in tact if you want me to so badly! :p

[hjack69]

preciate it
yknow kid sometimes its the little things
like dancing fruit

[rhapsodeity]

if i can figure out these guys then maybe i can even figure out how to grow more dancing fruit
do you have enough room at your house for a lemon tree??? :o

[hjack69]

hey thats not a bad idea
never been much of a gardener but i think i could swing a lemon tree
tell you what you cut these guys up and get some seeds ill be your guinea pig and grow some whatevers for you so we can see if they have faces too

[rhapsodeity]

i will look up everything you need :D
it will be like a project, we will see if we can bring out more of these suckers!
theyre kind of funny when you get over how freaky they are :)

[hjack69]

always glad to help advance science blah blah
im just glad they dont talk tbh
i mean theyre kinda fun but if they made noises thatd be way the fuck too much for me to handle this month

also this is a way better background song js

[ link. ]

they even kinda move in sync w the beat!!

[rhapsodeity]

[ there's a pause as jade actually... listens to the whole song to investigate this claim. um. ]

oh wow
youre right!!!!!!!
hahaha oh my gosh this is pretty fun actually :D
i have never heard this song before i think but its pretty great

im also glad that they dont talk, though
who knows what kind of secrets they hold :p

[hjack69]

wait
youve never heard funkytown???

[rhapsodeity]

i dont think so at least
mom and dad are more into frank sinatra and dean martin than the 70s

[hjack69]

this is a musical tragedy
kid you gotta update your tastes
listen to the song " crazy train " and get back to me on whether or not you like it
well find you a band to listen to that isnt necessarily made up of dead people

[rhapsodeity]

when you mention they are dead that makes it sort of sad :(
but i guess its good then that they have memorable music

i like this song a lot!!!!!
i want to learn this riff on the guitar actually it is pretty cool
the opening was a little weird but its pretty good in its own way

[hjack69]

thats my boy ozzy right there
if youre big on sickass guitar riffs you might want to check out van halen and jimi hendrix
nirvana if youre into grunge
basically all the really cool music your parents prob dont want you listening to

[rhapsodeity]

oh i think i have heard of jimi hendrix before!
and van halen did that song in the movie with the dancing hamburger?

[ better off dead. she means better off dead. ]

i think i saw some of the osbournes tv show before :o
but....i am going to look into these
do you have anymore for me???
i am thinking maybe these are going to be great songs to recreate on my ukulele :p

[hjack69]

ukulele

[ don't. say anything. ]

cool thats the tiny guitar things right?
ok basically look up some top ten guitar riff/solo/whatever vids on youtube but personally i gotta rec " welcome to the jungle " by guns n roses and " smells like teen spirit " by nirvana
" master of puppets " by metallica if youre feeling hard
" hot for teacher " by van halen if you hate having fingers

[rhapsodeity]

yeah!
i guess they are a little twee but
i like mine! :)

oh i have to try that last one then i just know it will be all kinds of fun!!!!!
the complicated ones are frustrating but its rewarding when you figure it out
do you play guitar too??
mom does

[hjack69]

GOD no haha
grandma was already pissed enough that i liked to paint she wouldve had a coronary if i tried playing any of that evil rock n roll music in her house ie GOD'S HOUSE!!
kinda just went over to friends houses and listened to the good stuff instead
remember this is the day of frickin 8track tapes and cassettes

[rhapsodeity]

i didnt know you liked painting sir!
or that you stood with your grandma

[ jade catches herself saying something to the effect of YOU HATE YOUR GRANDMA?? COOL I DONT LIKE MY GRANDPARENTS EITHER and thankfully backspaces. hallelujah?? ]

well i dont think theres ever a bad time to learn new skills
moms a good teacher
i will write you a letter of recommendation if you need it :p