gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

Comments

[rhapsodeity]

you are right about that!
i opened my doorstep this morning and they were there :o
they came in a package addressed to me, from retrospec

[legne]

From Retrospec?! Why are those malware malcontents delivering you baskets of fruit?? Is it a congratulatory gift? A hidden message of battles to come? Or maybe it's akin to the fable of storks leaving infants on the doorstep...

Ah! I see now! You are the proud matriarch to a clan of apples, lemons and limes!

[rhapsodeity]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think they sent me these because they are mine
but i dont know how they had them!
and i dont know why they are mine either!

lol
well i guess if you want to say so then maybe i am! :)

[legne]

So...these prancing pomes belonged to you, yet you have no answer as to why. They're not something one could easily forget about...

...They are your children, after all! As long as you're happy to be reunited with them!

[rhapsodeity]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
when you say children how do you mean that???

[ jades not a giant orange? ]

[legne]

Wouldn't you say you're like their guardian now? Proudly watching them perform their joyful jigs for you? Although I'm not sure how sentient these creatures are. They are still so mysterious in origin!

[rhapsodeity]

theyre not sentient at all i am pretty positive
they dont react to anything
they are pretty mysterious though, youre right about that!

[legne]

Oh...that's a shame. Then I take it you won't be bestowing names upon them? I can think of a few, nonetheless!

[rhapsodeity]

names???
i hadnt thought of that but thats a good idea
what would you name them???
by the way im jade!

[legne]

Pomona, the Roman goddess of fruit trees, gardens, and orchards!
Valencia, a type of orange!
Eureka, a type of lemon!
And Limey the lime.

[ She ran out of cool fruit-related names... ]

And I'm Ranko Kanzaki. Nice to make your acquaintance.

[rhapsodeity]

hehehe i like limey <3
very cute!!!!!!!!
you are pretty fun ranko :D
i wish we met under better circumstances though :(

[legne]

Why, thank you! I am honoured by your praise.

Are these circumstances truly so worrisome, though?

[rhapsodeity]

well ranko
weird people are sending me weird packages
i think that is plenty worrisome

[legne]

Oh.

[ On the one hand, there's the exciting mysticism of being blessed by dancing fruits! On the other hand, there's possibly a terrifying conspiracy afoot whose reasons are at this point still completely unknown.

On the other other hand, look at their little smiles!

On the other other other hand, the more she thinks about it, the more the eeriness of the whole affair begins to sink in.

Ranko, for all her talk, doesn't actually do well with 'worrisome' events. So, for now, she'll just try to play it off. ]

Nevertheless, I believe all will be revealed in time. I am sure the motives behind this strange gift will be unveiled, and we will all be able to laugh most heartily about it.

[rhapsodeity]

:)
that is what i would like to believe in!
i think if we all keep our heads up it will work out ok