rhapsodeity: (oh no i can't take it)
jade harley | jade "the nice little wolf" wolf ([personal profile] rhapsodeity) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-03-06 02:47 pm

gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

Jade Wolf shared a video.
3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-07 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
idk some other member of the fruity rumpus asshole factory
hey jade
the hallucinomemories ship us
apparently
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-07 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
because i remembered a really dumb thing about it tbh
and idk
some really angry guy wanted us to get married and have babies
i THINK so i wouldnt hit on a girl he liked
though i wasnt hitting on her
so idk what the fuck that was all about
and i was talking to some other guy too
who i actually really liked
parodeity: (WHOA 🎧 hold up)

1/3

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-12 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah that guy
also
hang on a second
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-12 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
like this red?
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-12 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
i was not hitting on the girl
im pretty sure we were just amigos
or at least
i didnt feel like i was lying about macking on space babes or w/e
i think i was more concerned about other shit?
and also felt it wasnt really his business
but yeah
angry shouty guy like wanted you and me to get married and have babies
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-18 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
what green
hit me with it
right in the eyes

also yeah i guess its nice????
not that i was gonna take weird angry guys advice on who to date but
at least the advice was solid
if motivated purely out of i think being turned down by someone else and wanting to mack on the girl who was
supposedly macking on me
though who could blame random babes for macking on me
im gorgeous
but taken
parodeity: (JADE 🎧 oh nooooo affection)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-18 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
shit lets be santa
literally like why are we christmas up in here

yeah its kind of a dick move but
w/e
i clearly wasnt gonna let it stop me doing whatever my heart desired
which was
mostly to stop having that conversation actually????
i am a simple man of simple desires
anyway its mostly irrelevant to our lives
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-18 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
hm yeah
i was going to like reply to any of that but

did you just hallucinate something else or was it just me
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-18 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
s'alright being chill i guess you know how it goes

sylladex
sounds like a bullshit video game inventory system to me
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-18 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
im not sure
modus
mode
it probably just means how your thing works
i think dirk has one of those things
the sylladex things
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-18 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
mostly i feel it doesnt
but also
by rapping things in and out?
parodeity: (UH 🎧 pass)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-18 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
mostly i mean he kind of sucks at it so far
but hes getting better
parodeity: (HEH 🎧 sure thing)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-18 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
i think it was rap too
just
different from how dirk does it

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