gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

Comments

i am so sorry i couldn't resist this lksjdfkjds

[darkinferno]

hang on, let me get this straight

did you just advocate for a teenage girl to tongue the open mouth of grinning, dancing fruits?

that's a little fucked up, man

oh no I'M LAUGHING RIKU/DANTE WHY

[catsudon]

where the fuck did you get that from?!
actually i don't want to know
you and your perverted thought train can stay waaaay the fuck away from any of my tracks
and jades too for that matter

IT'S NOT HIS FAULT YURI'S THE ONE THAT SAID IT OKAY

[darkinferno]

okay then what were you talking about when you suggested testing the ones that "came half gouged out already" instead of the orange

she said she peeled back the skin of the orange to taste it by licking it

you said to test one of the ones with the giant mouths

what the fuck were you TRYING to say because the above is definitely what it sounded like

LOOK YURI DOES NOT THINK BEFORE HE TYPES IT'S A PROBLEM

[catsudon]

spoons
I WAS THINKING SHE COULD HAVE USED A SPOON

DON'T WORRY DANTE WILL TRY TO TEACH HIM BETTER AND PROBABLY FAIL

[darkinferno]

sure now you're advocating to gouge out its face

violence against fruit, that's what this is

besides, spoons hadn't been mentioned once up until right now. how do you expect people to read your mind and know what you're thinking about?

DANTE DONT MAKE IT WORSE or do, do make it worse

[catsudon]

considering Jade got what i meant by not thinking i was telling her to french the fruit, as you call it one thread down, I THINK I WAS DOING JUST FINE

besides there's nothing nonviolent about how people interface with fruit
it's brutal

honestly he came in here to troll some folks and he is having SUCH A GOOD TIME RIGHT NOW

[darkinferno]

i said people, not jade

don't mistake your apparent crush on her for a world where only the two of you exist

[DANTE SHUT UP???????]

so much for the vegans and their "cruelty-free" spiel

OH MY STARS DANTE be true to yourself i guess, yuri can't help rising to the bait 1/2

[catsudon]

what? this is her top post, what kind of asshole comes in here just to accuse people of talking to the person who posted like that's not normal?!

( this is frustrating enough that he................. throws his phone into his bag and stalks off for a while. AS ONE DOES. WHEN YOU ARE Yuri, newly seventeen ig )

2/2 i'm so sorry

[catsudon]

( literally fifteen minutes later LAMSDLKJ )

i'm not "into" jade. stop being shitty enough to imply i would ever do that to a friend, asshole. or that jade wouldn't tell me or anyone else off if we were being that kind of jackass when we know she's happily involved with a pretty fucking awesome guy.

why the hell are you commenting here in the first place? fuck off and take your trolling elsewhere

please don't be he deserves every bit of this i'm laughing

[darkinferno]

nah, i think i'll pass

[Honestly that explosion was reward enough. A++ would troll again.

And probably will at some point.]

meanwhile anya tries to tell yuri this isn't worth his time

[catsudon]

straight on to jail without passing go or collecting $200

a whole new side to dante she didn't see when they interacted |D

[darkinferno]

straight on to jail? and why's that

he's such an onion soul

[catsudon]

it's the luck of your draw from the community chest

( yuri just because you play monopoly with your grandpa doesn't mean literally anyone else does )

fun fact googling "community chest jail" actually gets you monopoly!

[darkinferno]

[the... community chest... what...]

you do realize life's not a board game right

[rhapsodeity]

you do realize that i can read this right?
its not like i am not right here!

[darkinferno]

yeah i know

you weren't the one suggesting you french the fruit though

[rhapsodeity]

:(
do youuuuuuu maybe want to try rewording that

[darkinferno]

nah, i think that's pretty spot on actually

[rhapsodeity]

[ SHE GAVE HIM....A CHANCE .... ]

well then you are saying some gross things
i dont appreciate people talking about my mouth at all ever and being spoken around like i am not even here certainly isnt helping your case
so maybe stop discussing what i do with my mouth in this gross and frankly kind of lewd manner!

[darkinferno]

[wow where is this even coming from he has done absolutely nothing wrong in his life ever!!!!]

okay then how would you suggest i rephrase that first comment

making sure that i address yuri's apparent lewd suggestion while also not speaking "around" you

keeping in mind that i'm responding to his comment in that first contact and not yours

show me how to do this properly

[rhapsodeity]

oh are you enjoying yourself now?
it wasnt yuris suggestion he did not make any statements even remotely like that
you are the one who read his comment and decided to make a mountain out of a molehill
if anything i would say you came into this looking to aggravate him and i would like to know why
basically it wasnt yuris suggestion but yours so the problem to begin with is that you twisted his words!
and its still my post so of course i was going to see this

[darkinferno]

of course i am i make it a point not to let my life get dull

but i didn't twist his words at all, i took them at face value and drew the obvious conclusion

consider it a free lesson in expressing oneself clearly and succinctly

[rhapsodeity]

you mean in the same way an internet troll expresses themselves?

i gave you a chance and explained as calmly as i could so clearly you are not willing to have a genuine conversation :/
i dont appreciate you talking about yuri like that
you should apologize to him, he did not deserve it

[darkinferno]

no no i said "clearly and succinctly" not "through backhanded and circular conversations"

at any rate i don't think i've said anything about him that warrants an apology

unless you mean the crush thing in which case i'm a random stranger on the internet, do the things i say really make any effect on either of your lives?

[rhapsodeity]

well congratulations because thats what you did

yuri doesnt have a crush on me and i dont have a crush on yuri because i have a boyfriend who also happens to be yuris friend :\
so mostly its just rude

[ thats just....factual she doesnt mean to be rude there because clearly he just doesnt know? ]