gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

Comments

[rhapsodeity]

did you really make the dayve joke??????
lol
im tasting the apple now then

[ THATS... WHAT JADE GOT OUT OF THIS CONVERSATION YURI SORRY ]

[catsudon]

yes, as all of retrospec users can testify to if pressed
anyway good
... wait is anyone there with you right now JADE YOU'RE NOT ALONE RIGHT

[rhapsodeity]

moms out and dads not home so yes im alone!
its fine though no side effects!
i keep telling you guys its just a normal fruit :p

[catsudon]

yet
no side effects yet
look it took a few days for the app to get weird just be careful?!

[rhapsodeity]

yuri you are worrying yourself a lot
i will be ok
dont worry <3
ill call up grell the moment i feel ill
(which i probably wont :p)

[catsudon]

jade i'm not holding dave's hand if you end up in the hospital is all i'm saying

( lies, he and anya both would )

[rhapsodeity]

yes you would you drama queen!
you guys have been friends forever :p

[catsudon]

or like two months???

[rhapsodeity]

whatever works for you!
but i know you and dave are friends and i dont think you are the kind of person to leave a friend behind ever
youre not such a bad person!

[catsudon]

you're not much of a friend if you ditch out on your friends
besides when did i ever imply i was a bad person
having no patience for most people doesn't make someone bad

[rhapsodeity]

no, not you
i think only bad people would ditch on their friends!
and you wouldnt so you are a better person than you talk yourself out to be

[catsudon]

okay, you've lost me

[rhapsodeity]

ummmm
weeeellll

you say things like you wouldnt say happy things, but we all know you would say nice things about your friends and that you would be there for dave if something happened to me
maybe you are a little surly and sour but that doesnt mean you arent reliable
so it wasnt my intention to imply you would be a bad friend in the least, yuri!
you wouldnt ditch dave and you wouldnt ditch anya and i dont think you would ditch me either if i needed you, actually
im sure youre a great friend :)

[catsudon]

( the sad part is this makes him both start and blush



the sadder part is his response is: )

i hate retrospec

( which is also thank you sort of, but mostly his summation of hating how public this is

so thanks jade, and yes, he would be, but he doesn't really know what to do with any of that being true, and so he says he hates the system over which this was said. )

[rhapsodeity]

[ jade has to think about what he could possibly mean by this, and eventually comes to the conclusion that maybe she has embarrassed him in some way, or made this harder on him. it's not an easy pill to swallow, but she also considers why he would be embarrassed - if none of what she said mattered, then there's nothing but teasing to be given, right? yuri's got a sharp tongue on him, after all. it's probably one of the things dave finds fun about him.

so, there's a dip in her response time before a reply from jade wolf will blink onto yuri's screen. ]

me too :)

[ which is a sort of you're welcome in a backwards way, she thinks. ]

LIKE

[constellates]

listen i had to

[constellates]

yuratchka stop lying
it is three now!

i'm laughing ah

[catsudon]

nastenka it's a guesstimate
what, are you keeping track of dates

dont answer that
you would