gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

Comments

IT'S NOT HIS FAULT YURI'S THE ONE THAT SAID IT OKAY

[darkinferno]

okay then what were you talking about when you suggested testing the ones that "came half gouged out already" instead of the orange

she said she peeled back the skin of the orange to taste it by licking it

you said to test one of the ones with the giant mouths

what the fuck were you TRYING to say because the above is definitely what it sounded like

LOOK YURI DOES NOT THINK BEFORE HE TYPES IT'S A PROBLEM

[catsudon]

spoons
I WAS THINKING SHE COULD HAVE USED A SPOON

DON'T WORRY DANTE WILL TRY TO TEACH HIM BETTER AND PROBABLY FAIL

[darkinferno]

sure now you're advocating to gouge out its face

violence against fruit, that's what this is

besides, spoons hadn't been mentioned once up until right now. how do you expect people to read your mind and know what you're thinking about?

DANTE DONT MAKE IT WORSE or do, do make it worse

[catsudon]

considering Jade got what i meant by not thinking i was telling her to french the fruit, as you call it one thread down, I THINK I WAS DOING JUST FINE

besides there's nothing nonviolent about how people interface with fruit
it's brutal

honestly he came in here to troll some folks and he is having SUCH A GOOD TIME RIGHT NOW

[darkinferno]

i said people, not jade

don't mistake your apparent crush on her for a world where only the two of you exist

[DANTE SHUT UP???????]

so much for the vegans and their "cruelty-free" spiel

OH MY STARS DANTE be true to yourself i guess, yuri can't help rising to the bait 1/2

[catsudon]

what? this is her top post, what kind of asshole comes in here just to accuse people of talking to the person who posted like that's not normal?!

( this is frustrating enough that he................. throws his phone into his bag and stalks off for a while. AS ONE DOES. WHEN YOU ARE Yuri, newly seventeen ig )

2/2 i'm so sorry

[catsudon]

( literally fifteen minutes later LAMSDLKJ )

i'm not "into" jade. stop being shitty enough to imply i would ever do that to a friend, asshole. or that jade wouldn't tell me or anyone else off if we were being that kind of jackass when we know she's happily involved with a pretty fucking awesome guy.

why the hell are you commenting here in the first place? fuck off and take your trolling elsewhere

please don't be he deserves every bit of this i'm laughing

[darkinferno]

nah, i think i'll pass

[Honestly that explosion was reward enough. A++ would troll again.

And probably will at some point.]

meanwhile anya tries to tell yuri this isn't worth his time

[catsudon]

straight on to jail without passing go or collecting $200

a whole new side to dante she didn't see when they interacted |D

[darkinferno]

straight on to jail? and why's that

he's such an onion soul

[catsudon]

it's the luck of your draw from the community chest

( yuri just because you play monopoly with your grandpa doesn't mean literally anyone else does )

fun fact googling "community chest jail" actually gets you monopoly!

[darkinferno]

[the... community chest... what...]

you do realize life's not a board game right

LMAO no one else is this combination of words

[catsudon]

for someone who was digging so deep for implications a little bit ago what a Change to be deciding to be literal now

[darkinferno]

yeah but the difference here is i wasn't digging for those implications

they were out there proud for the world to see

[Rather like a dick.]

[catsudon]

( you mean like you, sir )

that'd be more convincing if literally anyone else had commented thinking the same thing
which
you know
hasn't happened

[darkinferno]

[Exactly like him!]

there's a reason for that

a lot of people try and practice this thing called "tact"

i CAN be tactful but i chose not to be

think of it as a lesson in expressing yourself clearly for next time

[catsudon]

"i choose to be an ass while pretending it serves a function" yeah you and everyone else

[darkinferno]

i don't know considering how many people have tried to call me on it on this network it doesn't seem as common as you think

maybe you've just got bad luck and run into all of us

[catsudon]

well fuck that where do i upgrade my luck

[darkinferno]

in the start menu you go into items and then you remember that oh wait life's not a video game and you can't upgrade something you're born with

[catsudon]

ah
youre one of those nerds
nevermind i understand now
carry on

[darkinferno]

you did use the word "upgrade" this one's on you

that being said i spent six years touring starting when i was 10 of COURSE i had a gameboy are you kidding me

[catsudon]

not really
why would i know this about you
and why would i assume you owned a gameboy

[darkinferno]

didn't everyone

[catsudon]

no?
its not like thats a necessary expense when youre on a fixed income