gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

Comments

he's such an onion soul

[catsudon]

it's the luck of your draw from the community chest

( yuri just because you play monopoly with your grandpa doesn't mean literally anyone else does )

fun fact googling "community chest jail" actually gets you monopoly!

[darkinferno]

[the... community chest... what...]

you do realize life's not a board game right

LMAO no one else is this combination of words

[catsudon]

for someone who was digging so deep for implications a little bit ago what a Change to be deciding to be literal now

[darkinferno]

yeah but the difference here is i wasn't digging for those implications

they were out there proud for the world to see

[Rather like a dick.]

[catsudon]

( you mean like you, sir )

that'd be more convincing if literally anyone else had commented thinking the same thing
which
you know
hasn't happened

[darkinferno]

[Exactly like him!]

there's a reason for that

a lot of people try and practice this thing called "tact"

i CAN be tactful but i chose not to be

think of it as a lesson in expressing yourself clearly for next time

[catsudon]

"i choose to be an ass while pretending it serves a function" yeah you and everyone else

[darkinferno]

i don't know considering how many people have tried to call me on it on this network it doesn't seem as common as you think

maybe you've just got bad luck and run into all of us

[catsudon]

well fuck that where do i upgrade my luck

[darkinferno]

in the start menu you go into items and then you remember that oh wait life's not a video game and you can't upgrade something you're born with

[catsudon]

ah
youre one of those nerds
nevermind i understand now
carry on

[darkinferno]

you did use the word "upgrade" this one's on you

that being said i spent six years touring starting when i was 10 of COURSE i had a gameboy are you kidding me

[catsudon]

not really
why would i know this about you
and why would i assume you owned a gameboy

[darkinferno]

didn't everyone

[catsudon]

no?
its not like thats a necessary expense when youre on a fixed income

[darkinferno]

[There is literally nothing he can say to this that isn't really tone-deaf and rude. After all, he did say he'd been touring. Doesn't that automatically mean he wasn't on a fixed income?

But he's not yet intentionally trying to piss Yuri off, so he'll just. Let it lie for now.]