gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

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[rhapsodeity]

oh ouch
that sounds painful! eating a rock that is
its just the four thats right
i think after poking around with them i am going to take the seeds and plant them
my robotics teacher said he will take some lemon seeds so i think that will be nice and a great way to see how different environments and soils affect the growth
the seeds wouldnt be hurt if i set them aside probably???

[appraiser]

planting the seeds sounds like an amazing idea!
you could propagate dancing alien fruit across the globe
since in order to study something properly, you'll need the large sample size
just like any proper experiment!
i remember your post from before where you were looking for a job
if you're still worried about that,
research pays a little but helps you grow a lot-- and everybody else too

[rhapsodeity]

ahaha i am not sure i follow what you mean here!
i would definitely like to help everyone else not just myself
i have been thinking that maybe there should be some research done to gather information on what could be causing all of this
since
well
i am pretty sure you can trigger these hallucinomemories at least :\

[appraiser]

i meant research on the fruit themselves, but
you think something is causing these "hallucinomemories"/"hallucino... fruit, i'm not sure how else to describe dancing fruit that should technically be considered a mass city-wide hallucination
nothing *that* outrageous has been happening to me
or i'd be worried about the water

[rhapsodeity]

i was explaining the ways i want to help people, silly heheheh
well.........
you remember horses right?

[appraiser]

yes! i love horses and am sad they don't... exist any more?

[rhapsodeity]

well everyone aside from the people on this app dont remember horses!!!
theyve always been chocobos apparently
so......
technically something that outrageous has already happened!
although i dont think its something you can ingested and even if it was why would it only be us who remember?

[appraiser]

hmm if it's an app thing, then... it has to be the application interfering with our brain waves, like mind control over the beta testers!
the brain controls everything, from memories to physical perception
all while convincing the person that this is the reality they are in

or does that sound too far-fetched?

[rhapsodeity]

well i think at this point that maybe even that is a potential possibility
i do not think there is anything like a wrong guess until its proven wrong at least
but i dont know if it would be quite so powerful

[appraiser]

brains are pretty susceptible even towards the smallest things
e.g. subliminal messages
so it might not have to be very powerful
but that aside
you said you think these things can be triggered? three time's the charm, so i'm guessing there's something else besides horses and fruit for you

[rhapsodeity]

yes
they arent physical things but
i have had three hallucinomemories
one was with dave and it was me arguing with a dead man
the second one i dont want to talk about it
the third one was because dave said "fruity asshole rumpus factory" to me and that was the name of a weird group chat thing someone else had made
the last one i think really clinched it for me :\

[appraiser]

lol what

2/2

[appraiser]

...sorry, i was going to say something more constructive, but nothing comes to mind besides dead men and rumpus factory
i'm not sure what to say
or think

[rhapsodeity]

its ok thank you for apologizing :)
yeah i guess it is kind of crazy!
but when they are happening they just kind of feel.....well normal!
have you not had any of those???

[appraiser]

nothing that crazy, no!
i've heard of a lot of people remembering things that can't possibly be their memories though
i suppose the only thing i can think of for myself
is a coffeeshop and a person i really need to meet again,
but i have no idea who they are, or what they look like, or anything about them really
i've blocked out a lot of memories from when i was a child though, so for me, i don't think it's a hallucinomemory
it's just bad memory

[rhapsodeity]

oh im so sorry for bringing it up!
i did not realize
we dont have to talk about this

[appraiser]

no, it's alright! i'm the one who mentioned it, and talking about it is fine
there's not really much to talk about since it's just a mundane memory
kind of happy, kind of sad, fuzzy like a dream
yours sound a lot more like memories that you can't possible have forgotten, they sound pretty unforgetable!

[rhapsodeity]

hm
well if you say so.....
they are your memories
i understand what you mean when you say fuzzy
but in mine there were people i recognized i think!
dave was in two of them

[appraiser]

that's getting somewhere!
does Dave remember the same things? if so, it's more likely to be true
(or you're both wrong, like horses and chocobos... but at least you know it's not just you)

[rhapsodeity]

yeah
he does
someone else remembers these fruits too

[appraiser]

who?

[rhapsodeity]

my boyfriends brothers roommate
his name is jake
do you know him?

[appraiser]

no, i don't think so
but i don't know who your boyfriend is either, or his brother
more importantly, how long have *you* known him? the hallucinomemory would fall in between then and now

[rhapsodeity]

my boyfriends dave! dave strider
his brother is dirk strider
they are both pretty amazing guys!
umm not very long i guess....
we met here in recolle and hes not from here :o

[appraiser]

Dave and Dirk! i'll remember them
that sure is strange about Jake remembering the same though...
where is he from?
are dancing fruits perhaps native to his hometown?