gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

[rhapsodeity]

Jade Wolf shared a video. 3/6 near Apprasage

um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

Comments

[chiseler]

it's possible. programmers that're hiding maybe somewhere even outside of the city
what if we just destroy the building? if it's a decoy it should collapse pretty easily don't you think?

[rhapsodeity]

well the problem is that is arson i believe
and now that we are discussing it in public we would both be implicated!!!!!
hehehe so unfortunately destroying the building is out, luke

[chiseler]

hey now, I'm not the one who said arson? you think I have experience burning down a building?
anyway maybe if it's public we'll get a response from them

[rhapsodeity]

no but thats the only way i can think of to destroy a building!
so far they havent made an attempt to contact us so i sort of doubt it
even still they could be reading this and laughing so :p

[chiseler]

sure jade. we'll just make a bomb or something and let the building burn
trust me, it'd be easier to hire a wrecking ball
I'm pretty sure they're laughing at us which is what sucks. you'd think they'd have an HR department or something to write to

[rhapsodeity]

that would also cost more money and be less exciting!
that would entail dealing with all their users who are clearly pretty upset to begin with though :p

[chiseler]

when has money ever been an issue for me? but all right all right
it would mean that, you're right, unless they ignored the complaints but the most important ones

[rhapsodeity]

ok mr richy mcrichpants
you should teach me how to be rich some day!
and which ones would you say are the most important?

[chiseler]

work on your insults jadey, that one's almost cute
and please, your brain's better than mine. you could probably be rich by making some scientific breakthrough or something. or figuring out why the fruit has faces
I think anything involving a physical alteration counts as important. that's crossing a whole other boundary you know?

[rhapsodeity]

wow!
what about dick for brains????
the whole fruit thing is definitely something i want to look into, however i think the best way to do it would be the grow as many as possible first so it may take awhile
science requires a lot of patience!
that is also true
but in a manner of speaking the hallucinomemoies are a physical altercation as well in my opinion

[chiseler]

that's better!
are you getting seeds from the fruit that already has faces? or did you gather some before this whole thing switched? it wouldn't hurt to try both I think if we can
this is why you're a scientist and I'm not, I don't know what patience is
you think? sounds a little more like brainwashing to me but what makes you count it as physical?

[rhapsodeity]

thanks <3

[ JADE DONT THANK SOMEONE FOR ENCOURAGING YOUR INSULTS? ]

i am going to do both!
i am harvesting seeds from the fruit i received in the mail and i will get some from fruit i buy at the market too!!!!!!
oh science is so great luke
i think you would have a lot of fun with it, especially the part where you can mix things together in a beaker and make them explode, that seems like a very luke thing to me
actually if you want to call brainwashing physical with this definition as well you could but for the sake of answering your question, its actually very simple
memories are a part of what makes you yourself
for example luke, if you would picture your most important memory, where do you think you would be without it?
possibly not even the same person i bet
i do not know what these things are, i have simply called them hallucinomemories and past lives
and i think that perhaps they are past lives!
but either way, suddenly remembering these things has been............
unpleasant in some cases :/
you have to also keep in mind that some people are experiencing physical changes

[chiseler]

anytime

[But always thank Luke? Gosh.]

keep me posted about the fruit and if they start growing baby faces or whatever. if this is a one-time thing that's best-case scenario but we won't know for a while
I'm not sure if it's flattering or insulting you think I'd love explosions but then again considering I wanted to blow up the building maybe that's not a stretch...but mixing chemicals and stuff? that'd be actually knowing how to follow instructions and containing it. it's something to think of
anyway...if my most important memory disappeared I'd be an only child. so you're right, not the same person
past lives seems like a bit much, Jade. I don't know if reincarnation is real or anything but do people usually recall past lives like that?
but I'm still counting memories and physical change as two different things. can't say I don't feel bad for the people with the changes though