retrospec | gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

gee jade, why does your mom let you have FOUR dancing and smiling fruit?

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um so! >___>;;;;;
as you can see in this video, i have some dancing and smiling fruit
i checked the orange, if you look on the left side, it is peeled a little bit......
it smells like an orange and ummmmmm
it tastes the same as one too........
the apple, lemon and lime also check out
i received these in a package today, it was addressed to me, and it was from retrospec
i am hoping someone else either has seen this before or received a similar package so if you did please contact me as soon as possible
if you have seen a mutation (i suppose!!!!) like this before please let me know
admittedly, i am sort of curious to see if this can be replicated.........
it is so incredibly strange!

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i wish i could tell you why, karkat!
but to be completely honest with you, i dont know why that is and my hunches are kind of far fetched at the moment
probably so far fetched you cant even call them hunches

You can't just say that and then proceed to not give any examples, Jade.
There is a good chance that I have heard someone offer an even more theory.
And if I haven't then who cares, at this point even the most logical sounding one might actually end up being so far off base that it's out in orbit.

i do not think that any kind of explanation for this will sound logical
youve already seen what those hallucinomemories are like, and now of course we have these things in the mail
your sickle and my fruits

i have been thinking of them as past lives
i have no proof and its just a simple rationalization i have come up with though!

That is actually not as out there as it could be?
I mean, it's still fucking crazy.
But everyone's theories are somewhere on the insane scale, including mine, so it would probably be weirder if someone came up with a perfectly reasonable hypothesis.

now you have to be fair karkat! :p
tell me your theory too

Someone could be trying to implant fake memories into us for some nefarious purpose?
Or maybe what we're seeing is a parallel universe that's leaking through.

i dont think that is completely impossible actually
have you heard about multiverses, karkat??

You mean how there are a bunch of different universes occurring simultaneously with each other with differences??
Like how there could be a universe where we could be having this same exact conversation except we're merpeople.

yes that is exactly it!
there are five major theories to explain the possibility of multiple universes, though because we are specifically talking about parallel universes theres one that applies to this conversation
lets use ummmm
bubbles to illustrate it!
all of space is constantly expanding which is to say our universe is pretty much always growing
when you look at spacetime as a whole there are bubbles that are the opposite however, they are no longer expanding while others continue to expand
as for the parallel universe aspect, particles are not endless!
they are limited to 10^10^122 possibilities exactly
if there are infinite cosmic bubbles in the universe then the particles inside them must repeat, infinitely
of course that also means that any differences in particles positions would change from universe to universe
so in theory the particles making up you and i would be different for each parallel universe!

also i want to see the merpeople universe

Edited (i forgot the metaphor while googling.) 2017-03-30 22:13 (UTC)

[ what does all this text even mean. karkat thinks he gets the bubble metaphor, but why is there like numbers attached to this. he decides that he needs to sit next to jade in their shared science class to boost his grade. ]

In the merpeople universe the chocobos are chicken on top and fish on the bottom.
So instead of tuna being the chicken of the sea I guess you can say chocobos are.
But I guess all of that makes sense in a very scientific sense.
It would actually explain why everyone's visions aren't the same though.
We're remembering things from different multiverses from each other, so that's why mine aren't matching up to let's say... Anya's?
But they match up, so far, to yours, because maybe we're either seeing the same universe or at least one that's similar enough.

yep! :D
umm
i dont know if my moms had any of them but i dont think any of mine line up with hers
at least not at the moment?
so then we are somehow all in a pocket of spacetime where people from multiple universes can exist
which is still pretty crazy but kind of wonderful too :)

Who even knows??
If it is multiverse then I guess we would still say this is the main universe for us since this is where we live.
Although if this theory is even close to being right I guess the question is... why are we even seeing this shit?

well its nice to know you in this universe too karkat!
and i am glad i get to meet yuri and anya

i wish i had an answer for that too :\
the best thing i could think of is maybe our universe is expanding to the point that particles from other universes are colliding with the ones here
but to be honest i am not sure that theory has a scientific leg to stand on!

[ karkat is pretty sure a lot of things that are happening do not have a scientific leg to stand on, such as, dancing and smiling fruit. ]

Well the beauty of the multiverse is that maybe in some other universe there's science that does in fact support that.
But, hypothetically speaking, if it is some sort of weird expansion thing does that mean the other universes would get destroyed or absorbed in this one?
And if that happens then what the fuck happens to us here since it is very clearly affecting us somehow??

[ ok. that's true. ]

haha i guess you are right about that!!!!
hmm
well it could just get absorbed up into the universe it is colliding into, i guess
i would not surprised if that is what we are seeing though i dont think it accounts for the physical changes people are experiencing

If we want to get into really crazy tinhat conspiracy theory territory, we could say that maybe we're merging with the other versions of us?
So if another us has different eye colors, bam, suddenly we do too after we absorb them.
Like that thing some twins do in the womb.

creepily enough karkat!
i have seen the eye color thing happen

Hahahaha
I cannot fucking believe that we are eating our multiverse twins in the spacetime womb.

is it really that funny???
it was kind of scary actually

It's funny in the "I can't believe this shit is actually happening" sense.
You know, when everything is so unbelievably stupid that you just cannot help but laugh?
Like it's one thing to discuss all these theories but when you actually sit and think about how they actually do have a chance of being true?
Or that the real answer might be something even more off the wall?
You just. Goddamn. Laugh.

you mean inappropriate laughter
you do realize that it is called inappropriate for a reason
are you scared?

No?
What would I be scared about??
It is just somewhat concerning that before all of this, my main worry was graduating and getting into college and now it's "wow I hope that our universe doesn't collapse on itself because of parallel multiverse science and also that I'm not an alien!"

ok, i guess asking in public like this is more than a little bit insensitive
but that sounds a lot like being afraid! :(
and i guess i cant relate exactly because in all of the hallucinomemories i have had, i have been human
but i understand these things scaring you so if you want to talk we can do that anytime!

Hmm we'll see.
I guess it's just
Alright so on one hand, it is pretty neat like we said before?
In a science fiction point of view. This is the level of absurdity that would make a great movie that no one would understand the real meaning of, but it'll get nominated for some indie award and also special effects at the Oscars.
Otherwise it's pretty fucked up though and maybe if we had more answers about what's going on it'd be less so?
But since we are still in the can only make wild guesses stage, even if those guesses seem like they have a chance of being correct.....

thats kind of specific lol
but yeah i understand what you mean!
its very overwhelming
but to use your movie metaphor.........
this is only the beginning of the script!
who knows what kind of things will be waiting for us the further in we get, it could be an answer and a solution

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that icon......is so cute

ISNT IT ITS LIKE 2012 manga panel coloring smacked into homestuck

i love it so much???

fuck i love this icon too

every time i get to use it an angel gets its wings

the angel is me

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