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[livingimpaired]

Shall I tell an odd story?

On my way home after closing the restaurant, I felt like someone was following me. Yet looking behind, there was no one save for the usual late night walkers. But no one following me specifically. Still, I couldn't quite ignore it. It took me awhile to get home because I decided to take a different route than usual.

Arriving home, as soon as I closed the door, there was a knock. Impossible. There was no one behind me coming up the hallway to my apartment. There wasn't anyone. But again, there was a knock. Curious, but I'm not so curious as to open the door. The knocking, however, grew angry and loud. I thought I would soon get calls from my neighbors or at least someone complaining.

But no one did.

The frantic, insistent knocking continued. I can't say I was afraid about it. Whatever was on the other side couldn't enter, so I let it enjoy itself beating on the door. Eventually, it did stop and I went to sleep, deciding it was one more odd thing this app had to bring.

Troubling, I suppose, when I woke up to find the door to my apartment was wide open with the sound of something breathing quietly just out of sight.

All the same, today is Easter Sunday and I won't be around for the early morning. I hope everyone takes care of themselves better than what I did, haha.

[ ooc: getting into the spirit of april fool's, you get a weird creepypasta story. ]

Comments

[maskreant]

i’m glad that you know you need Jesus.

[livingimpaired]

Aren't we all?

But anyway, I decided to do something out of the ordinary for myself and engage in some April Fool's joke. How would you rate it?

[compendiem]

Why didn't you let it in? Might've been an emergency.

[livingimpaired]

It doesn't make for a compelling story if you let it in right away.
But rest assured, if it was something that really happened, I would have let it in after the first knock.

[beneathmoonlight]

That’s

Scary

[livingimpaired]

[ Finally, someone appreciates it. ]

Right?
And April Fool's.

[servileness]

Are you confusing April Fool's with Halloween?

[livingimpaired]

I may be.
I have never been one for pranks.
So I'm afraid I don't know how to "pull one."

[ Nor does this sort of tomfoolery actually amuse him, but no need to get into his dead-inside state with someone new. Ha-ha-ha. ]

[angealwings]

[ Well... all things considered. Too bad his deadpan-ness doesn't carry over text. ]

We never did find that doll.

[livingimpaired]

Indeed, we never did.
Soon it shall come knocking on others' doors.
But most likely not.

[maidhem]

THAT BETTER JUST BE A STORY!!!!

[livingimpaired]

It is.

Were you scared?

[yakan]

so youre haunted!! congratulations!!

[livingimpaired]

Sadly, I am only haunted in story alone.

[imaginex]

Oh I missed it.

[ONLY YOU, SAKURA]

[livingimpaired]

Missed it?

[mercurio]

um keep us updated i guess??

[#scared]

[livingimpaired]

Oh, it was a lovely service.
Shall I invite you next time?

[dornen_kiste]

Well I'm definitely sleeping with the lights on tonight... ;;

[livingimpaired]

Don't worry, it was just a story.

[me_matey]

this is no way to celebrate the resurrection of our lord and savior kei

[livingimpaired]

God forgives, May.

[heroforall]

The sound of something breathing?
What was it?
Did someone break into your house and you caught them in the act?
Are you okay?

[That is a really awful spot to end your story Kei. Not to mention you've succeeded in freaking Izuku out.]

[livingimpaired]

Oh.
No.
I apologize.
It was just a story.
There is nothing to worry about, Izuku Midoriya.

[floret]

Wait, so

Did you die?

[ the conclusion... was ambiguous... ]

[livingimpaired]

Yes.

[ingodswelove]

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!?

[He's just dying to know! Don't leave him hanging like that!]

[livingimpaired]

The service was exceptionally good and I had a coffee.

[dandyofawolf]

I think we need to teach you how to actually pull a practical joke, Kei.

[livingimpaired]

It does appear this has mostly been a flop, as they say.