dirtdevil: (a slightly shittier parallel universe)
captain levi from fortnite ([personal profile] dirtdevil) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2018-04-13 12:20 pm

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[ this is where a "hello" would go. maybe even a "nice to meet you," since he's new to this... thing. unfortunately, he's also a bit lacking in social graces, and that applies just as much to social media, so this is what you get.

sorry. ]


so it turns out the kid who stalked me for several blocks and then told me he knew me in a past life wasn't actually high. who knew?

which is to say i've been formally inducted into this weird reincarnation cult, i guess. i got a really bizarre memory to start me out, too. anyone know Eren Jaeger? because apparently i kicked the shit out of him once. and before any of his friends crawl up my ass about it, it was a means to an end. an end that would have been a lot worse than getting kicked around a bit, from what i understand. chill.

anyway, i have to wonder if anyone had a weirder initiation into this shit than me. i don't want to hear any full superhero origin stories, but if you think you can beat that, do share.

or don't, i really don't care that much.
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[personal profile] maskreant 2018-04-16 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
i lived for the most part in my memories. we just drove around normally since he's not your ordinary cat.

i wouldn't trust my actual cat here.
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[personal profile] maskreant 2018-04-17 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
i don't think i remember everything yet. you never know.

what's important is that you're alive here and now.
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[personal profile] maskreant 2018-04-18 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
i wish you luck, Mr. Ackerman.

staying alive isn't too hard.