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[ this is where a "hello" would go. maybe even a "nice to meet you," since he's new to this... thing. unfortunately, he's also a bit lacking in social graces, and that applies just as much to social media, so this is what you get.
sorry. ]
so it turns out the kid who stalked me for several blocks and then told me he knew me in a past life wasn't actually high. who knew?
which is to say i've been formally inducted into this weird reincarnation cult, i guess. i got a really bizarre memory to start me out, too. anyone know Eren Jaeger? because apparently i kicked the shit out of him once. and before any of his friends crawl up my ass about it, it was a means to an end. an end that would have been a lot worse than getting kicked around a bit, from what i understand. chill.
anyway, i have to wonder if anyone had a weirder initiation into this shit than me. i don't want to hear any full superhero origin stories, but if you think you can beat that, do share.
or don't, i really don't care that much.
sorry. ]
so it turns out the kid who stalked me for several blocks and then told me he knew me in a past life wasn't actually high. who knew?
which is to say i've been formally inducted into this weird reincarnation cult, i guess. i got a really bizarre memory to start me out, too. anyone know Eren Jaeger? because apparently i kicked the shit out of him once. and before any of his friends crawl up my ass about it, it was a means to an end. an end that would have been a lot worse than getting kicked around a bit, from what i understand. chill.
anyway, i have to wonder if anyone had a weirder initiation into this shit than me. i don't want to hear any full superhero origin stories, but if you think you can beat that, do share.
or don't, i really don't care that much.

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No wonder he reacted the way he did!
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i didn’t realize it was that much
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Suddenly his reaction makes a lot more sense.
Maybe for next time we should rehearse a good way to approach someone from your memories?
[So you DON'T get the ever-living crap beaten out of you]
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Hi what’s your name at most
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No. I'm working on it too.
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dont be weird on day one
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Good luck to us both.