dirtdevil: (a slightly shittier parallel universe)
captain levi from fortnite ([personal profile] dirtdevil) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2018-04-13 12:20 pm

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[ this is where a "hello" would go. maybe even a "nice to meet you," since he's new to this... thing. unfortunately, he's also a bit lacking in social graces, and that applies just as much to social media, so this is what you get.

sorry. ]


so it turns out the kid who stalked me for several blocks and then told me he knew me in a past life wasn't actually high. who knew?

which is to say i've been formally inducted into this weird reincarnation cult, i guess. i got a really bizarre memory to start me out, too. anyone know Eren Jaeger? because apparently i kicked the shit out of him once. and before any of his friends crawl up my ass about it, it was a means to an end. an end that would have been a lot worse than getting kicked around a bit, from what i understand. chill.

anyway, i have to wonder if anyone had a weirder initiation into this shit than me. i don't want to hear any full superhero origin stories, but if you think you can beat that, do share.

or don't, i really don't care that much.
fiddlestick: (K I L L  M E)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2018-04-17 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
For several blocks??
No wonder he reacted the way he did!
usurpers: (BORAT'S ONE PIECE)

[personal profile] usurpers 2018-04-18 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
like two or three streets, i think
i didn’t realize it was that much
fiddlestick: (jaw scratch)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2018-04-18 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Wow.
Suddenly his reaction makes a lot more sense.
Maybe for next time we should rehearse a good way to approach someone from your memories?


[So you DON'T get the ever-living crap beaten out of you]
usurpers: (Default)

[personal profile] usurpers 2018-04-18 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I’m starting to think I shouldn’t say anything about memories at all if it happens
Hi what’s your name at most
fiddlestick: (youre dumb af)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2018-04-19 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
That's a good start!
usurpers: (CONCEALING A BONER)

[personal profile] usurpers 2018-04-19 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
got anything better?
fiddlestick: (Rean - thats rough buddy)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2018-04-19 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Um...

No. I'm working on it too.
usurpers: (Default)

[personal profile] usurpers 2018-04-20 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
lets make that a pact right here, then
dont be weird on day one
fiddlestick: (youre dumb af)

[personal profile] fiddlestick 2018-04-20 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, okay.
Good luck to us both.