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[ this is where a "hello" would go. maybe even a "nice to meet you," since he's new to this... thing. unfortunately, he's also a bit lacking in social graces, and that applies just as much to social media, so this is what you get.
sorry. ]
so it turns out the kid who stalked me for several blocks and then told me he knew me in a past life wasn't actually high. who knew?
which is to say i've been formally inducted into this weird reincarnation cult, i guess. i got a really bizarre memory to start me out, too. anyone know Eren Jaeger? because apparently i kicked the shit out of him once. and before any of his friends crawl up my ass about it, it was a means to an end. an end that would have been a lot worse than getting kicked around a bit, from what i understand. chill.
anyway, i have to wonder if anyone had a weirder initiation into this shit than me. i don't want to hear any full superhero origin stories, but if you think you can beat that, do share.
or don't, i really don't care that much.
sorry. ]
so it turns out the kid who stalked me for several blocks and then told me he knew me in a past life wasn't actually high. who knew?
which is to say i've been formally inducted into this weird reincarnation cult, i guess. i got a really bizarre memory to start me out, too. anyone know Eren Jaeger? because apparently i kicked the shit out of him once. and before any of his friends crawl up my ass about it, it was a means to an end. an end that would have been a lot worse than getting kicked around a bit, from what i understand. chill.
anyway, i have to wonder if anyone had a weirder initiation into this shit than me. i don't want to hear any full superhero origin stories, but if you think you can beat that, do share.
or don't, i really don't care that much.

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how convenient. not as weird as being stalked, but i'm assuming that doesn't happen often.
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it doesn't i don't think. but then again i also met people here that i remember being aliens back in our old life so maybe "weird" is subjective?
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aliens, huh? i wonder if we have aliens. at this point i don't even know if that would be good or bad.
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but you guys are cool now right?
and yes, aliens. our aliens were busy watching us and yelling at us via instant messenger for a while so maybe other places have aliens without knowing it yet, too.
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wait, aliens were IMing you?
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but yes. a lot of them. timeline shenanigans happened a lot for us back then.
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and other important stuff. they were on a different timeline if i understand correctly and we all synced up later.
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...i think you may win the weirdness game.
[ he has so many questions. ]
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i cannot claim my memories aren't weird, but i also know enough about eren's that you might be in for a surprise.
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on the other hand it gets confusing when there are a lot of you with the same memories but you are not remembering them at the same time.
at least eren has been pretty upfront about what he knows.