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[ this is where a "hello" would go. maybe even a "nice to meet you," since he's new to this... thing. unfortunately, he's also a bit lacking in social graces, and that applies just as much to social media, so this is what you get.

sorry. ]

so it turns out the kid who stalked me for several blocks and then told me he knew me in a past life wasn't actually high. who knew?

which is to say i've been formally inducted into this weird reincarnation cult, i guess. i got a really bizarre memory to start me out, too. anyone know Eren Jaeger? because apparently i kicked the shit out of him once. and before any of his friends crawl up my ass about it, it was a means to an end. an end that would have been a lot worse than getting kicked around a bit, from what i understand. chill.

anyway, i have to wonder if anyone had a weirder initiation into this shit than me. i don't want to hear any full superhero origin stories, but if you think you can beat that, do share.

or don't, i really don't care that much.

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i hear you. between him and i, i'm the normal one. considering he can turn into a giant monster and i can't. he keeps saying i'm the strongest guy in the world but i think he's just being a kissass.

[ less because he thinks Eren would do that and more because he can't fathom that it could be the truth. ]

but yeah, we're fine. he's just kind of afraid of me because i was his superior and maybe also because i kicked his ass.

Eren turns into a giant monster? That's news to me.

But hey there are many ways to be a badass. There could be more to it than you kicking his ass once back then.

yup. i haven't seen it yet myself, but it should be... uh, interesting. i'm sure you'll see it at some point, too.

i guess we'll see. it would be nice to have been a badass, though, not gonna lie.

I mean if he's large enough we'll all see it right?

Better badass than nothing if your other life was dangerous. I'm guessing it was if it involved people turning into giant monsters.

good point. i guess shit like that would be hard to miss.

giant monsters who eat people, don't forget that part.

Oh great. They did more than just crush things huh? Please tell me Eren didn't eat anyone.

i wish i could tell you that. truth is i haven't asked, though. part of me doesn't want to know.

Yeah I don't blame you. Some things are better left a mystery.