retrospec | (no subject)

[ this is where a "hello" would go. maybe even a "nice to meet you," since he's new to this... thing. unfortunately, he's also a bit lacking in social graces, and that applies just as much to social media, so this is what you get.

sorry. ]

so it turns out the kid who stalked me for several blocks and then told me he knew me in a past life wasn't actually high. who knew?

which is to say i've been formally inducted into this weird reincarnation cult, i guess. i got a really bizarre memory to start me out, too. anyone know Eren Jaeger? because apparently i kicked the shit out of him once. and before any of his friends crawl up my ass about it, it was a means to an end. an end that would have been a lot worse than getting kicked around a bit, from what i understand. chill.

anyway, i have to wonder if anyone had a weirder initiation into this shit than me. i don't want to hear any full superhero origin stories, but if you think you can beat that, do share.

or don't, i really don't care that much.