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I can't believe that with as many of these ridiculous mail storms as we've had this month, I still haven't gotten the fabric I ordered almost three months ago. And, of course, I can't get in touch with customer service, so if anyone happens to have come across it, please let me know. I am on a deadline here.

On that note, someone else's package landed in my car while the top was down. It... promptly sprouted legs out of the address label and tried to jump out, so I can't actually see who it was supposed to go to. If you think this is yours, please come and get it.

Possibly not safe for work, by the way.

[ and there's a link to a photo of this lingerie set in the aforementioned (but now apparently legless -- let's not talk about that) box. ]

30D, if that helps.

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whoa
really???

[ marty. ]

Yes, though I don't know which part I'm confirming for you.

[ i mean he kind of does but he'd rather make you say it ]

[ Hey Santa wassup ]

all of it dude
like
ok im ngl i thought dds would b bigger than that

Well, it's one D, for starters. It's not like the letter D always travels in pairs.

i mean
shouldnt it?

I'll ignore that.

[ That honestly got a bit of a chuckle out of him but he's not going to say so. ]

Anyway, it's also a matter of proportion, if you're not aware. A thin woman's D-cup isn't the same volume as an overweight one's.

[ Speaking as someone who did a shitty job on the lingerie challenge on Project Runway. ]

[ You can imagine there range of women's breasts that he's seen up to this point. ]

wait
i mean
yea
but how does that work
dd should still be big
just even bigger on a bigger person

[ He's got a pretty good idea. ]

I mean, it is, but proportionally so. If you need a crude, shitty metaphor for this, a pair of baseballs would look big on someone small and thin, and would look small on someone large.