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I can't believe that with as many of these ridiculous mail storms as we've had this month, I still haven't gotten the fabric I ordered almost three months ago. And, of course, I can't get in touch with customer service, so if anyone happens to have come across it, please let me know. I am on a deadline here.

On that note, someone else's package landed in my car while the top was down. It... promptly sprouted legs out of the address label and tried to jump out, so I can't actually see who it was supposed to go to. If you think this is yours, please come and get it.

Possibly not safe for work, by the way.

[ and there's a link to a photo of this lingerie set in the aforementioned (but now apparently legless -- let's not talk about that) box. ]

30D, if that helps.

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Maybe it's a calling for you to go into the lingerie business.

What the-

you can't just broadcast the size on the network like that!

whoa
really???

Yeah, I'll pass. That was one of the challenges we had to do in my season, and if you recall, I almost got voted off that episode.

Actually, did you watch the show when I was on? I don't think you've ever confirmed it either way.

It helps narrow it down, doesn't it? If someone happened to order the same piece in a 32A, she could be pretty sure that this one wasn't hers.

[ marty. ]

Yes, though I don't know which part I'm confirming for you.

[ i mean he kind of does but he'd rather make you say it ]

I can't believe you even opened it in the first place!

It's mine, alright?!

[Um...]

I watched a little bit of it.

[And then a second text message shows up]

Aubergine.

Edited 2018-04-24 00:59 (UTC)

Like I said, I was expecting a package myself.

Anyway, see? It all worked out for you. [ questionable material quality and color choice aside. ] Let me know when you want to pick it up.

Fuck you.

Would it even be in the same size box?

Yes but... now everyone knows the size of my boobs! [ You horrible creature. And excuse her for liking pink! ] Are you free later? I'll get it ASAP!

I could make a comment on this but since this is a public network I will abstain to save you face.

It could be.

You know, you have my number, you didn't have to reply publicly if you didn't want to. That aside, I'd hardly consider those measurements something to be embarrassed by.

[ it's not like she's the 32A. (that would be me.) ]

I should be around. You remember my address, I hope?

Dammit!

[ He's right, he knows he's right. ]

I mean, you are right of course. It's nothing to be ashamed of, tee hee!

I think I remember it. I'll be over shortly!

[ She sees this post and sort of snorts at the end of it. It's a legit question, she admits, but to say it so brazenly, that's... And then...

She sees Charlotte's reply?

Oh my Gosh that's...

She snorts, and then decided to add fuel to all this: she records audio of her having a gigglefit. ]