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[windowdressing]

I can't believe that with as many of these ridiculous mail storms as we've had this month, I still haven't gotten the fabric I ordered almost three months ago. And, of course, I can't get in touch with customer service, so if anyone happens to have come across it, please let me know. I am on a deadline here.

On that note, someone else's package landed in my car while the top was down. It... promptly sprouted legs out of the address label and tried to jump out, so I can't actually see who it was supposed to go to. If you think this is yours, please come and get it.

Possibly not safe for work, by the way.

[ and there's a link to a photo of this lingerie set in the aforementioned (but now apparently legless -- let's not talk about that) box. ]

30D, if that helps.

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[coinflipped]

Maybe it's a calling for you to go into the lingerie business.

[windowdressing]

Yeah, I'll pass. That was one of the challenges we had to do in my season, and if you recall, I almost got voted off that episode.


Actually, did you watch the show when I was on? I don't think you've ever confirmed it either way.

[coinflipped]

[Um...]

I watched a little bit of it.

[And then a second text message shows up]

Aubergine.

[windowdressing]

Fuck you.

[convincing]

What the-

you can't just broadcast the size on the network like that!

[windowdressing]

It helps narrow it down, doesn't it? If someone happened to order the same piece in a 32A, she could be pretty sure that this one wasn't hers.

[convincing]

I can't believe you even opened it in the first place!

It's mine, alright?!

[windowdressing]

Like I said, I was expecting a package myself.

Anyway, see? It all worked out for you. [ questionable material quality and color choice aside. ] Let me know when you want to pick it up.

[youraffection]

whoa
really???

[windowdressing]

[ marty. ]

Yes, though I don't know which part I'm confirming for you.

[ i mean he kind of does but he'd rather make you say it ]

[youraffection]

[ Hey Santa wassup ]

all of it dude
like
ok im ngl i thought dds would b bigger than that

[windowdressing]

Well, it's one D, for starters. It's not like the letter D always travels in pairs.

[audio]

[nachetanya]

[ She sees this post and sort of snorts at the end of it. It's a legit question, she admits, but to say it so brazenly, that's... And then...

She sees Charlotte's reply?

Oh my Gosh that's...

She snorts, and then decided to add fuel to all this: she records audio of her having a gigglefit. ]

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[windowdressing]

[ well, he didn't know what to expect from an audio response to this, but it probably wasn't that. ]

:) What are we laughing at?

[nachetanya]

[ Okay, point made, time to switch to text ]

This was a cute post! I couldn't help myself, that's all!

[windowdressing]

"Cute"?

[ i mean, he guesses you could describe the bra that way, but. ]

[odasaku]

It doesn't have legs anymore.

[ we're gonna talk about the legs ]

[windowdressing]

You are correct.

[odasaku]

What happened to it?

[windowdressing]

I removed them.

[floret]

I'll keep an eye out for your fabric! What kind of piece(s) are you planning to make? (Unless it's a secret)

[windowdressing]

Thanks. It's for a couple of different things for a collection drawing on the art nouveau Tiffany grapevine design.

[ you know i could have just said "a coat" but instead i had to spend days googling random shit until i landed on a specific source of inspiration ]

[hananobooks]

[She's happy that the owner of the lingerie has been found. However, the fabric makes her eye a package that she managed to stop.]

What kind of fabric did you order? What's the color?

[windowdressing]

It's a dark bronze guipure lace with a vine design.

I didn't know you were on this thing.

[hananobooks]

Yes, I have that package. I was on my way to look for address so I could return it, now I know who it belongs to.

Yes, I recently joined, everything has been interesting. How long have you been on it?