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[windowdressing]

I can't believe that with as many of these ridiculous mail storms as we've had this month, I still haven't gotten the fabric I ordered almost three months ago. And, of course, I can't get in touch with customer service, so if anyone happens to have come across it, please let me know. I am on a deadline here.

On that note, someone else's package landed in my car while the top was down. It... promptly sprouted legs out of the address label and tried to jump out, so I can't actually see who it was supposed to go to. If you think this is yours, please come and get it.

Possibly not safe for work, by the way.

[ and there's a link to a photo of this lingerie set in the aforementioned (but now apparently legless -- let's not talk about that) box. ]

30D, if that helps.

Comments

[windowdressing]

Fuck you.

[coinflipped]

I could make a comment on this but since this is a public network I will abstain to save you face.

[windowdressing]

I was fully expecting one, but I appreciate the consideration.

[coinflipped]

That's what friends are for. Being considerate at the most important times.

Probably.