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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-03-07 07:59 pm
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thirtybits: (they say that God makes problems)

[personal profile] thirtybits 2017-03-10 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Those rabbits are the single most frightening thing I've ever seen
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Please cook them
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meshiakh: (oh no)

[personal profile] meshiakh 2017-03-10 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
JUDAH
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DON'T SAY SOMETHING SO SCARY
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ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN EAT RABBITS
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LOOK SO CUTE!!!!
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thirtybits: (I'm not half what I wish I was; I'm)

[personal profile] thirtybits 2017-03-10 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
LOOK AT THEIR SOULLESS EYES
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IS HE CURBSTOMPING THAT BEAR??
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And that toothy grin says it wants to eat ME so I'd better eat it first
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meshiakh: (oh no)

[personal profile] meshiakh 2017-03-10 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
NO????
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CAN'T YOU SEE THEY'RE GETTING ALONG???
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I don't get why you find it scary!
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BUT I GOT AN IDEA
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I'll make bunny chow!!!
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thirtybits: (the homeland the fuel of evil)

[personal profile] thirtybits 2017-03-10 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
And I don't know how you can think it's okay
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What's bunny chow, should I be worried?
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meshiakh: (hello there)

[personal profile] meshiakh 2017-03-10 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Should you?
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OF COURSE NOT
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JOSHUA IS A PRO CHEF!
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thirtybits: (but no one deserves it; the first time)

[personal profile] thirtybits 2017-03-10 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds fake
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ANYWAY I'M HEADING HOME NOW DON'T KILL YOURSELF PLEASE or give us salmonella or something
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meshiakh: (oh no)

[personal profile] meshiakh 2017-03-10 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
NOT FAKE
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ILLSHO W YOU
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[ When Judah reaches home, he will be welcomed with a very tangy smell. If he goes to the kitchen, Joshua will turn to him in a rather panicked state. ]

No!! Why are you so fast?! Don't look, okay! Wait at the sofa!!
thirtybits: (don't say I'm damned for all time)

[personal profile] thirtybits 2017-03-10 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
--Why are you so jumpy, that's not reassuring!

[But, maybe he wants to go play with the dog at least. Meaning find him and place his face directly into the soft, furry belly and just sit there content.]
meshiakh: (oh no)

[personal profile] meshiakh 2017-03-10 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
. . .

[ A pause. ]

Believe in me!!!

[ Very believable.

Surprisingly, Joshua is pretty quiet and doesn't seem to mess up too much, despite his constant klutziness ー there are moments when he nearly knocks things down, but at least he manages to save them before the Doom. While finishing up, he can hear the soft barking of their newly adopted pup, making him turn around every now and then. I wanna play too... Like he hasn't played the whole day with him or anything.

Focus, focus! Almost done!! He just needs to pour this, put this there, and that here, andー ]


Ooooohhh!!!

[ He did it! Look at that, it looks... beautiful, if he can say so himself. Joshua can do it if he tries, after all! With pride brimming from the tip of his head, he half-dances his way to the cupboard where they put the plates, starting with the plating. ]

Okay! It's ready, Judah!

[ What Judah will find is this, but instead of authentic curry, it's some random instant curry with poorly chopped chunks of chicken and vegetables. Well. They still look pretty presentable at least. As for the taste...

A slightly nicer way to put it is that this is instant curry stuffed into bread. No spices whatsoever. Did Joshua mix up sugar and salt in it? It shouldn't be too much of a problem, though... Maybe. ]


Time for your meal too, Mochi Chunky Cookie Souffle Bun Goliath Ronald McGolding!

[ If Judah notices, the food bowl for their kid surely looks pretty expensive, so does the dog food box... Did overspending happen today? Joshua wonders. (Totally did.) ]
thirtybits: (times and then learn from their mistakes)

[personal profile] thirtybits 2017-03-11 12:22 am (UTC)(link)

[This is...Actually a lot better than he expected. He thought Joshua would burn it or make something ridiculously unhealthy or maybe way too extravagant. But it's none of those things, and it doesn't seem to be undercooked either? The taste might be a little lacking but that's not as important. Even just to look at it he has to admit he was wrong.]

I'm...pretty impressed actually. You did this all just now?

[He's really impressed??? ....Although points are definitely lost for the extravagant dog bowl. As Judah turns to look at it being poured, he doesn't mind the expensive food itself, it will be better for their boy! But...Why does it have to be served in something so gaudy.

He so wants to say something, but even he realises he shouldn't be so bossy and nitpicking all the time? Maybe just once he could keep quiet, it couldn't have been absurdly expensive... But it just bothers him!!!]

Are you really going to call him that? it's a little long.

[And, he has to throw in a small muttering.]

A little rich like that bowl.
meshiakh: (excuse me)

[personal profile] meshiakh 2017-03-12 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
Well... Ahaha, yeah! [ He looks obviously proud of himself but trying to (not so subtly) look like he is. ] It's, I just need to put it in boiling water, so... [ That's basically it, yes, but if he's getting praises, he's not going to turn them away! Is that smug smile peeking from edges of his lips... Yes it is.

It's true that he hardly ever succeeds with cooking, but if he doesn't need to fry anything, all should be quite safe. -ish. Maybe.

(...Unless overcooked.) ]


Hmm, we haven't decided yet what to call him, so that's his temporary name! [ Guts pose! ...That weakens after he hears the mutter. Now, Joshua doesn't always notice it, but after living with Judah for two years, there are indeed times when he can feel the... subtle nudging. He's aware of his overspending habit ー in fact, it helps a lot when Judah reminds him about it. Problem is, obviously, Judah can't always be there to do that (and Joshua is an adult who needs to remember on his own at this point), so whenever he sees something he wants, he'll just forget everything else. Like this time. ] Um, um, I got it with 10% discount! [ Which really doesn't mean much if it's expensive to begin with. ] And it's better to get something more pricey if it can last longer! [ He pretty much just admitted that it was 'more pricey'. ]

L-Let's eat! [ An attempt to divert the topic, as he sits down on his dining chair. ]
thirtybits: (so angry I don't think it'll ever pass)

[personal profile] thirtybits 2017-03-14 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nice diversion tactics there, too bad Judah's not backing down. Though he sits.]

A small discount doesn't count if it's still more expensive! And something like this doesn't need anything fancy to last longer, a simple metal bowl would be perfectly fine. This is why you're always having budget trouble, you go way overboard.
meshiakh: (um well)

[personal profile] meshiakh 2017-03-16 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A very sound argument, that even Joshua has no idea how to say anything back. ]

True... True... I'm sorry...

[ If he has doggy ears, they'll likely to droop down now. ]

Oh but but! You see, this oneー [ He drags Judah by the arm to look at the other side of the bowl. ] It has um, pet safety certified logo on it!! [ Did he do good? Did he? ] I checked!!