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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last ̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙c̶̛̛̔̍͛̌̿̈̈̿̑͆̓̔̎͋̍̐̋͑͗̿̃̈́̆͌͒̐͋͆̓̑̎̉͂͛̍͋̔̎̈́́̍̆͊̇̄͗̃̌́̐̈͋͆̄̀̚͘͘̚͠͠͠͠͝ need. You are one of the few ̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙c̶̛̛̔̍͛̌̿̈̈̿̑͆̓̔̎͋̍̐̋͑͗̿̃̈́̆͌͒̐͋͆̓̑̎̉͂͛̍͋̔̎̈́́̍̆͊̇̄͗̃̌́̐̈͋͆̄̀̚͘͘̚͠͠͠͠͝ We encourage you to explore our many options. Our HR staff ̡̨̨̨̡̧̹͉̹͉̞̪̮͙͉̟͔͉͎͎̤̹͙͉̟̱̠̻͚͎͔͉̤͚͇̳̘̭̩͇͕͔͜ͅị̷̧̡̧̡̡̨̢̛̛̹͈̙̹̼̼̱̱͓͓̱͎͚̝͚̥͕̻͇͎̖̘̪̭̼̻̘̘͓͇̻̗̗̺̹̩̳̤̞̱͙͈̗̫̟͙̫̟̙͖͓̩͇̻̜̦͚̲̱̫̳͈̖͇̱̠̞̺̤͚͙̪̳̲̪̗̻̞̰̻̻̖͈̟̠̰̝̹̟̩̯͕̬̭̭̟̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙̾̄̃̒̾̎͆͆̈́̑͊̋͌̀̑̌̆̽͌͑͆̽͛̀̀͋̔͊̃̾̾̃̂͆̀̍̽̏̀̃̚͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅç̶̨̨̨̛̛̼͈͖͔̼̖̙͕͍̟͇̤̩̳͇̳̰̤͓̳̱͍̻̖̼̩͉̜͎̹͖̺̯̣͔̗̔̍͛̌̿̈̈̿̑͆̓̔̎͋̍̐̋͑͗̿̃̈́̆͌͒̐͋͆̓̑̎̉͂͛̍͋̔̎̈́́̍̆͊̇̄͗̃̌́̐̈͋͆̄̀́̋̽̿͑̽͑̋͗͋͌͗͗̅̒̐͒͆̒̎͒͋̀͋̾͛͌̽̒̉̽̌̈̉̀͋͐̆̽̅̉̐͆͑̓̑͛͋̀̓͋̒͌͒͌͒̈́̔̽͒̚͘͘̚̚͘͘̚͠͠͠͠͝͝͝͝͝e̷̒͑̄͒͂̑̆̂̈́̕new features. If ̧̡̧̡̡̨̢̻̘̘͓͇̻̗̗̺̹̩̳̤̞̱͙͈̗̫̟͙̫̟̙͖͓̩͇̻̜̦͚̲̱̫̳͈̖͇̱̠̞̺̤͚͙̪̳̲̪̗̻̞̰̻̻̖͈̟̠̰̝̹̟̩̯͕̬̭̭̟̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙͜ͅ one new feature for Retrospec™, ̧̡̧̡̡̨̢̻̘̘͓͇̻̗̗̺̹̩̳̤̞̱͙͈̗̫̟͙̫̟̙͖͓̩͇̻̜̦͚̲̱̫̳͈̖͇̱̠̞̺̤͚͙̪̳̲̪̗̻̞̰̻̻̖͈̟̠̰̝̹̟̩̯͕̬̭̭̟̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙͜ͅe winning ̧̡̧̡̡̨̢̻̘̘͓͇̻̗̗̺̹̩̳̤̞̱͙͈̗̫̟͙̫̟̙͖͓̩͇̻̜̦͚̲̱̫̳͈̖͇̱̠̞̺̤͚͙̪̳̲̪̗̻̞̰̻̻̖͈̟̠̰̝̹̟̩̯͕̬̭̭̟̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙͜ͅprize. ̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙c̶̛̛̔̍͛̌̿̈̈̿̑͆̓̔̎͋̍̐̋͑͗̿̃̈́̆͌͒̐͋͆̓̑̎̉͂͛̍͋̔̎̈́́̍̆͊̇̄͗̃̌́̐̈͋͆̄̀̚͘͘̚͠͠͠͠͝remember? ̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙c̶̛̛̔̍͛̌̿̈̈̿̑͆̓̔̎͋̍̐̋͑͗̿̃̈́̆͌͒̐͋͆̓̑̎̉͂͛̍͋̔̎̈́́̍̆͊̇̄͗̃̌́̐̈͋͆̄̀̚͘͘̚͠͠͠͠͝ ̧̡̧̡̡̨̢̻̘̘͓͇̻̗̗̺̹̩̳̤̞̱͙͈̗̫̟͙̫̟̙͖͓̩͇̻̜̦͚̲̱̫̳͈̖͇̱̠̞̺̤͚͙̪̳̲̪̗̻̞̰̻̻̖͈̟̠̰̝̹̟̩̯͕̬̭̭̟̙͚͙̩̙̣͈̫̪̮͓͙͜ͅ Users, for your continued patronage! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. Upon opening this entry at all, characters will find themselves spammed with notifications and strange glitched texts until they make some sort of suggestion for a new application feature on the Retrospec app. This can range from a personalized friends list to a watermelon image gallery to a watergun charging station. It doesn't have to make sense or be useful - it just has to be a suggestion, at which point the application will return to normal. This post is an overflow from the original post here. Feel free to either carry over threads from there or create entirely new ones.

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[yoyoboy]

O̩̭̽k̝᷿͉ă̌ͅy̸᷿̲,ͦ̂ͤ w̩̖᷃h̦͍̚a̝ͨ᷃ṭ̯͟ y͈ͤͬȍ̸͗ụ̼̀ g̥̝̝o͏ͦͮt̶̟̾ t͏͓̹h̚͢͢e̴̛̲n̞̝̉?᷄̚͜

[tarotcards]

a̮̜͔̤̞̩ͅl̤͓͟w̺͉͈̤̲a̟̯̗̻͍y̞͉̝̞s̞̜͠ b͚̮̠̹̙̰r̠͔͡i҉͔͇n̤͇̼g̭͔͔͕͕ ͈͎͓̩̘̻a̛̺̻ ̮̲t͓̮̫̮r̛͓̭̗͈̖̦e̹̪̼͟a̱̹̬͔̫͚̕ͅt̢̘̻,̶ ̧̯̣̘̮̩w͏̤̫het҉̱͖h̛̙̭̘̯͓ẹ͍̘r̲̙̠̦ ̛͙̯͖͖̼͍͎i̡̬̗̫ț'̬̣̹s̩ ̞̜̝̥̪a̝̗͔̜c̫͚t̶̯̜̫ͅu̶̮̱̝a̲̜̤l̦̖̠̟̬̫͉ ̨͙̺̬̞̙c̵̟͔̲͓̜̮a̵̖̯̘t̶̞̥͈̤͚ͅ ̘͇̮̪̕f̬͈̙̹o̙͍͓̞̪͟ͅo̙͓d̫̺́ ̧̹͚̼̬͇o̬̥̬̭̗̮r̰̘̼̩͔̀ ̛̠̜̞͎l̟̦͜i͕̗̫t͖͕t̨͍̫͎ḷ̢e̠͉̫͝ ̗̗̺͢b̼̬͈͖͡ͅi̹̣͜t̟̭͖s̤ ̥̪͚of̢̟̮ ̮mȩ̰ą̙̼t.̗̤̝̬̺ͅ ̪̩͉͇̮̻̫m͙̮̬y̙̪͎̭͇͕ ͙͖̦̞̭b͈̜͚̭r̢o̸̥̤̠̝t̞̣͓̙ͅh̜̟͕͕̟͇er̻͕̟̘̱̙̺͘ ҉̖̮̫͇̫̩á̙n̛̰̗̗ͅͅd̵͙̺̹͔͖̺ ̬̬̻̻̙̺̥i̥͇̻͉ ͔̀p͉̲̖̲̺̹̥͢e̺̱̬̭rs̤̙̰̥͟o̬͈̪̩n̢à̤l̪̹̙͝ͅl̟͖ỳ̻̬̙͙̬ ̶̜ͅu͓͈͝se̮̳̙̜̥͈ ͕̣͚̪̩̥j̡̮̙̩erk̮̳̪̼y̟̕
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ạ͢p̱p̦͇rͅo̥̺̮͎a̶̩͙͚̠͉͇c̱͕h͎͎͡ ̫̮̳̲̗͈͇tẖ̮̩̮̭̞ͅe̲͕̠͇̜̺m̝̟̪̤ ̤̟̦́r̯̦̳̳̖e͍͚̗̗̯a̤̣̘̘̬̥l̨ ̼̬̯̬̠̪̞s͚͇l̢o͍̮̗͓̦̕ͅw̝̯̗̭̲̩̦l̦y̞ ̳̱̞̩͇͉̯a̞͕̯n̯̳̺̱͙͍̭͢d͙͎͓̪̘ ̷͓͚̜͇͖s̭͙̺͇͉h̟̖̻̲̣ow̥̫͈ ̗̤̘̝̬͘th̘a̳̟͎t͓̦͓ ̘̦̥͍y͘o̶͙͉̯̜͇̝ư̘͚'̬̞̤̫r̛̗̜͓̭e̠̣̺̩͔ ̢̜̦̹̱̤̺̹n̹͞o͇̝͕̩̰͕̹t̠̫̗͔ ͓̼a̞̲̳̗̪ ҉̗̞̦t̡h̝̼̭͎̀r̜̹̱̳e̢̜̼a̘͉t.̨̫͈͕̜̗ ̀c̵̳̙a̘͎͙̕ͅr̷͉e͏̝͍̦̞̣f͡ṳ̧̟͔͇̤̫ĺ̼͍̻ly̨̯̝͈ ̷͎̻̫o͉̭̪̳͓̩̙f͔́f̡̜̦̟̯̣̹e͇̪̭̯͓̠͞r̩͇͙̙͢ ͕t̢͕h̝͕͓̲̮e̢͖̜̜̰̠m̶̩ ̤͙͎̙͚̦ṯ͖̹͙̫̩̻h̷̻͇͉͙͈̦e͠ ̮̯͟s͟n̖a͖̭̬͔̼ck̞̟͔͇͕̱͇.̴̝͍̫͎͎͇ ҉̩̠͔̞s̡̜̲o̜m̢̥͙͇͖e̪̹͓̖̠͈̙t͕̥̯̠͔́i͚̮̤̙m̙̺̪̖͟e͎̺͔͇s,̢͇̟̺͉̺͓̙ ̯̝̮͙̮̺̻i̕f̨͔̩̰̝̝̼ ̡̞̮͚͙̮̫ț̞̗̮̘̼̬h͉̟̗̟͠éͅy̳̭͇̰͚͚'̗̰͟r͏͖̲̘̩̙e̼ ̣͇͈̙m̴o̤̝͖̦͚̭r̝̳̮̺͇͖ȩ͈͓͇ ̥͕̯͉͚ṭ̗̯̮͔͖̀r̠͍̖̻̟̖͇u͖ͅş̜̟͈̳͈͓ͅt̙̟̬͟i҉͕̟n̰̱̫͙̹g̪̼͕̫̠̝,͎̱ ̠̥͔̙͇̖̮͜t͟h̨̭̦͔e̱̪̲̯̞̘̻y ̻̘̮w̡͈̠i͖̻̫̭l͏̮l̴͉̝̖ ̡͖̥̟c͠o̘͔̙̪̙m̙̩͔̭̳͚͘e ̲͕̳͔̤̼̼to͘w͈͔̲̝͈ạ͚͙͙̫̯r͏͕d͏̰͔̬̦̭̭ͅs̵ ̫͍̙̞̺̳̙y̼̗o̵̞̞̺u̡̝̬͎.̸̦͕͔ ̲̯̩̣͙̬̻o̠͙͉ț̶̮̖͉͖͖ͅḫ̶̮̭e̱̖̟͔̙̳̦͠r͞ ͎͔ti̡̫̥̦͕͎ͅm̢̤͈͍̝é͕͉̰̟s̝̬̹̤̟͎,̮ ̞̦͓͚̙͉̘͟t͇̟͉̤h̜̠̘e͚̥y̯̩'̜̳͓͍r̡̫͍̳̘̮̙ḙ̪ ̡̤̣̟͔̞n̡͓̱͉o̠̩̞ͅt̟ ̺̤͘s͍̳̲͟o̝͝ ̰̪̩̼̠͜y̸ou̫̼͚͚̫͕͇ ̸̻̝̪͈h͙͓̹̀a̩͞v̩̘̝̣͎̹͔e̪̤̲̹͜ ̟͙̦͝t̵̳͖ͅo̗ ̲̹̳̪̟̫le̼̰̙à̯͎͔v͔̫̣e̘̺͙̥̻ ́i̺̦̪̬t̙̙ ̴̟̖o̢n͕͙̣ ̰̩̞̘͚͈̲t̹̞͙̜͍̯͈h̲̟͕͈͢ͅe͈͈̖̞̰ f̘͚͚̻͓͕̝̕ĺ̞o̡o̳̖͙̹͎̱r̻͉̰̞̦͚̯ ̗̗a̸̪̟n̨̼͔̱̲̹d̴̫͎̹̭̤̥ ̲̠̟͠ş͈͖t͚̬̗͡e̞̦͠p̟ ̜͔̬̬͠ba̸̤̟͎̪͔̣̟c̳̗̱̪̠͈k̟̝̦͔̣͍͘.҉̹̗̘ͅ ̞̭͓ͅy͏̬̭o̶u̯͎̯̜ͅ'̵̪͎̜̩̣̖̠ll̯ ̣ȩ̯v̬e͉̦̥̤̼͚͍̕n̝̝̝ͅt̴̲u͓͇̥̼̰̩͡a҉̘̖̦͓̦̻͕l̮̥̻̕l̴͙y̥͕̭͚̮͇̰ ̧g̼e͏͚̯̟t̵͙͖̖̪͎ ̩̙̮̱a̡̰̤̬̣͔ ̧f͚̮̪̥̬͝e̦e̛̘͕͓̩l̬̠̹͘ ͞w̹̻͔̝̘͙͙h͙a̡͕͇t̜̱̝̟ͅ ͖͕̟͟ͅe̪̪̝͖̪̮̮a̙̣̱̗͉c̖h͉̟̼̦ ̤͎͎̩̯͓͞t̮͎͉͍͕y̙̕ͅp̙͉̝e̺̱̞͍̤͇ͅ ̷̮̰̩̗o̙̼̹̳f̛̹̺͕̳͎ ̮̰̥̯̝̭̩̀c̺̻̳̣͚͎̖̕a͏̖̜̣͍̣̥̤t̡̝͔̘̜̦̘ ͓̟i̩̻͓̩̮͇̳͜s̻͔̰͕̳̩ ̰̞͇̹̻l͝i̜̗̲͚͇͎k̝̻͎͇̳̘͞e̛̠͎̫̯̤ ͎a͇̲̦̭̻̝͝ͅń̲̲d̴̘͖ ̲̣̝̘͈̕c̤r͈̯̱͓̪͎̹͟ę̠̹͈͚̞̝̣a̭̲̜̠̟t̯̬̪e̘͖̻̮͇ ̷͎̖̪͖͓a̹n͍͚̰̹̼̟ ̪̺͈ṵ͔͔̪n̖f̯o̜̮r͖g̨͓̭̭e̘̱͈̘͈̳̞ṯ̲t҉̬̪͓̦a̰̼̘ͅb̮̀l̛̘͖e̜̠̦̝̘̯̩ ͝bo͎n̟̯̥͈͇͕d̞ ͕wͅi̫͢ṭ̙̺̱̱̣h ̷͎t̟̭̰͚̪h̤̘̫̼̟͎em̺̬͇

[yoyoboy]

[While he is starting to get tired on the glitchy text, he managed to understand what is written there. But just in case...]

C̶̥͍ō͘ͅõ͙̎l͆͛ͫ,̓᷀ͭ ţ͊᷁h᷂̋̇a͓͍͋ṋ᷈ͥk̽͆͡s̥᷆̍ f͔ͣ͌o̹͕̥r̶̻̦ ẗ̆̈h᷃̄͜ẹ̐̋ t̨ͮͭi᷆̐͜p͛͗̽s᷉͒͞!̡̔̚ B̪᷿̑ụ̾̿ṫ͎̮.̎̓͒.̸͈ͭ.͓̤̄ C̸̘̲a̧̮͚n̲̩̆ y̰̋̎o͈̐͠u̶̴᷾ t̀̂̎r̵̋͑yͤͪͥ t̟̠̆o̯̅͊ e̡͌̕s᷿͒͡c᷿͋́a̪̺͒p̾ͯ̒e̳͗᷉ t᷿̗͝h̷̤̚e̘̟ͭr͕͎͢e̡̼̜ s̠ͯͮo͔̫͑ y͉͎͋o̭̳͇u̱̎͋ c̖᷆͟a͋᷀͟n̘͡͞ w̄͋͑r̤̭̈́i̴̋̌t̘̗̾e̢̮᷉ n̯̔̔o̎᷀̋r᷈͛͛m̼̂̏a̲ͥ͝l̐͢͠l̼͈ͣỹ̢̜?͖᷂̾ Y̶̞͑ò̝͑u᷿͈᷃ k̙͚̚n͖ͫ͝ǫ̮᷁w̧ͥ͐,̿᷈ͥ j͖᷅᷈ṷ̫ͥşͦ͞ṯ̆͞ i͖͖̙n̨̆᷀ c̷̭ͯa̬᷁͒sͫ̓͡e̠͐᷅ I̫̽̈ f̤͋ͧo̲͕̲r̾ͥ͏gͯͭ̔e̦᷿̰t͈ͧ͏ iͨ͐͛t᷊͕͛.͌͏͢.͕̃ͬ.͛̄͘

[tarotcards]

Ḩ̙̩̲͙̼m̵͎͓̩̳̪̼m҉,̫̲̼͈̬̘͜ ͡ț̷͉͇̱̭r̛̥̱̩̱y̙̪̩̯̱̟ ̱̘̕ͅs̡͓͉͉e͉̯̟̹̜͖n̰d͙̠̣̰̲̫͝i̘̼̳n̷̬͚̦͍͕͎g͏̮̯̩͚̬̤ ̜̟m͎̼͉̤̮͘e̪ ̵͔̱̖t̪̱̝h̵̗̹̙̯̬̣e̸̝̻ ̬̜̣̩͔c̴̝̲̹̘̥͍͓u̼͢t̞̙͡e̵̮͖̠̳̥̘͓s͍t͖̥̩ ̰̞̰̱̠͢c̥͚̺̞a̢̯t̫̬͖͍͕̻̭͝ ̞͔̺̼̻͓̕v̛̯̲͓i̼̫͔̜d̹̪͉̬̪ͅe̦͇͝o̗̖͕͔̖̳͎ ̮̱̙͉͘tẖ̡͉̳̬̝̫̩a͓͉̘͔t̩̻̫ ̷̲̗͚̻͈͇̱y̶̹͕̰̬o̢u̖͠ ̲͕͖cạ̸͎̲̟̙n͏͉ ̨̮̩f̨̜̞̮̰̜ͅi̛̹̼̤n͖̳̰͚͖̬͢d̰̦̜͈̠̟̩.̖̖͍ ͖͉̭̼͈̲̻͞Ț̖̠͉̫͚h҉̱̭̪̦a̻̤͇t͓̥̹̜̮ ҉̰̯m҉̱̝̤̩i̟̮̥̰̙̝͕g̱͟h̞͠t͚̲͎ͅ b̗̘e̸ ̵͉̫̙̤ḙ͉̮̙͈͉͟n̼͇̰͖͙̹o̩̮̺͚ṷg̯̘̣̫͚̀ẖ̼͖ ̞̙f̷͉̻͔͖̙ͅo͓r͈ ̨̻̹̯̖m̝̤̻̣̲̝e ̷t̹͎̤̬̘o̝̗̟̮̭̹̺ ͍͝e̷͕̦s̺c̴͙͇͓̮̤̲a̢̻p̣̤̳̭e͕͠ ̖̬͡ͅo̡̳̳ù͎ͅt̫̤̭̘̳ ҉̙ǫ̖̗̳̖f ̤̣̼h̦̮e͏̪̗̘͇̝̭̲re҉̱̠.̠̙͙̣̹̥̪

[yoyoboy]

[A cat video? That's it?! Well, he can't argue with him right now. Thankfully, it was easy to find one that might convince him to stop the glitchy text fonts.]

Ĩ̬͚s̡᷅ͣ t̨᷈͗h̠̔̄ì̵̅s͈ͫ́ ǫ̲̈k̸͒̄a̝͋᷾y̝᷾͌?᷿̏̐

[tarotcards]

I have been freed! Thank you.

To free you too, here is a video for you too.

[yoyoboy]

That's... kind of cute.

[He isn't lying. The cat and her kitten is very cute to watch.]