[Not too old either because if something is old it means Jirou loves it enough to keep, but if it's completely new it's because he just bought it. Not too new sounds like the right thing.]
Yes people did that, and yes, they put it online. And clearly there is no logic behind it besides being stupid teenagers. I'm pretty sure some ended up in the emergency room.
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[Because if he did, he wouldn't be in this pickle, Derek.]
We have enough clothing to get around for a while with no trouble, but Jirou might really want to wear one of these...
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[Derek picks up one of the silks.]
Which ones does he like, but not necessarily love, just in case we accidentally wash it wrong...
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Let's try with this one. It's not too new.
[Not too old either because if something is old it means Jirou loves it enough to keep, but if it's completely new it's because he just bought it. Not too new sounds like the right thing.]
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Should we separate them further? Darker colors and lighter colors?
[See, he really is taking all of this in.]
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Yeah, this is a lot. Start tossing the lights into the washer and lets put the colors...
[Derek picks up a dark shirt and tosses at en empty corner.]
Over there.
[Derek gets down on he knees and starts sorting. Tossing lights into the washer.]
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Of course, they end up with a pile of dry clean only that is quite big.
I guess for those we'll have to wait.
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OK, now for the soap.
[Derek pulls out a pod and hods one up.]
Don't eat this.
[Derek pulls open the small drawer and puts it into the spot for the soap and then closes it.]
Now to reduce the risk of ruining anything I'm going to set the clothes to colors, delicate, cold...
[Derek starts pushing buttons and turning dials.]
And then you push the start button. Want to do the honors?
[Derek points to a small button with a blinking light.]
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[Seriously, Derek, he may not know household chores, but he knows not to eat detergent.
he is woefully ignorant of internet trends, though.
And he will press the button. Good. First time doing laundry. He feels accomplished.]
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You DON'T eat it. That's the thing. Wait, you never saw the thing on the internet where these kids were eating Tide pods as a dare?
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[This is just....]
Why would you do that? That's just stupid.
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