text | with regards to the lie of yuri's angels (dated morning march 10th)

[catsudon]

Two questions for Beta Squad.

1. Have you had Retrospec deliver anything to you that didn't feel like it was yours?
   
   
2. Has anyone tried returning things to Retrospec?

For the record, if you received anything that had a tag of Yuri's Angels attached, no, I didn't send it, no, I don't want it, no, I'm not a spy, no, I don't have a fanclub, no, it isn't a freaking religious affiliation and no, I don't have a secret admirer at Retrospec anymore than I have an explanation for why this happened.

Anyone who feels like trying a return lmk.

Edit: Anyone else named Yuri please contact me ASAP, tyvm.

Comments

[parodeity]

correction anya and i are definitely starting a chapter of yuris angels
co presidents

[catsudon]

dave no

[parodeity]

dave yes
im gonna make us pins
for our bomber jackets
you can have a pin too since youre yuri

[catsudon]

important question
what are the bomber jackets going to say

[parodeity]

yuris angels
or alternately
we think up a cool trio name and get that

belated question wtf is up w/ beta squad

[catsudon]

as yuri i vote cool trio name because anything is better than "yuris angels"

idk i wanted something to call all of us suckers in this app
and its basically the beta test from hell
so welcome to the beta squad
no one asked to be here

[furtherforward]

Yuri's Angels??? this sounds PRETTY suspicious. only somebody with something to hide would try so hard to deflect suspicion.......

what kind of "anything" are we talking, here?

[redarm]

if its not a fanclub or a religious thing, then what the fuck is it?

[complementing]

I got a dog in the mail from Retrospec

he definitely wasn't/isn't mine but my roommates and I adopted him anyway

[catsudon]

the small, stuffed, and feline themed kind afaik. think plushies.

[catsudon]

confusing as hell? idk, it's not like the plushies are saying anything. this is all on whatever retrospec was thinking.

[catsudon]

wait, explain. did retrospec send you a live animal through the mail?

[true_noir]

Wait, you have a fan-club? I wish to join these Yuri's Angels, immediately. [Because she was in the mood to torture someone mildly just to feel better.]

And yes, I did receive something in the mail. I did not think it was mine, but there may be a connection. I am not sure. It depends on if this vision is real or not.

[catsudon]

Ha-ha, really funny. Denied.

( there is no yuri's angels in recolle; he doesn't even remember there's ever been one, though at this rate... )

Okay, but you're saying whatever it was, it might relate to one of the hallucinomemories people have been having? Not a dream or anything.

[true_noir]

I am afraid, Yuri, that it is far too late. If there was no Yuri's Angels before, there is now. You have the fan-club. We simply need to find each other and organize.

[Nope, he wasn't getting out of this. This was far too much fun, and she was all too happy to make his life miserable with fan-club shenanigans. Ok, she wouldn't try that hard. That would be silly, but she could tease.]

A curious word, but I think I know your intent. The items I have found, or that were mailed to me recently, both related to a vision I had, either before I found them, or after it was mailed to me. I received a fork, that I remembered finding when I met with a new friend during the blackout. The cloak, I remember from all of those visions.

I appear to have no fashion sense in my hallucinations, and adore this cloak. I am always wearing it.

[redarm]

weird.
do you have a thing for plushies or something?

[darkinferno]

beta squad







actually you know what no

i like it

so what's the name for everyone as a whole? the "secret horse conspiracy club?"

[He's laughing. But hey, it is a good way to separate those of them that were here last month from the newcomers!]

[constellates]

i cannot wait for the first meeting of yuri's angels

i do not want to give back my cat doll
it is very cute and matches with dave
yuratchka you need one

[5kotai]

i don't know if was pure coincidence, but i love tigers a lot and it's a cute plush tiger.

can i keep it?

[furtherforward]

so let me get this straight. a cute cat plush, tagged with "Yuri's Angels", was sent to you by..... THAT'S what you want to return to Retrospec? you'd go through all that trouble, why?

[catsudon]

nothing was sent to me. other people got sent "a cute cat plush, tagged with 'Yuri's Angels.'"

[furtherforward]

oh, that IS worse. my question still stands: do they want to return it that badly? they don't want to be one of "Yuri's Angels"?

[frostythehitman]

Wait, they're delivering stuff to us now? Like, physical stuff to our real-life addresses?

That's not concerning at all.

[catsudon]

i personally want to return the ones that've been given to me by people who received them

[catsudon]

( looks at the ones on his bed )

no! i had like, two of my own, and they're ancient so they don't count