text | with regards to the lie of yuri's angels (dated morning march 10th)

[catsudon]

Two questions for Beta Squad.

1. Have you had Retrospec deliver anything to you that didn't feel like it was yours?
   
   
2. Has anyone tried returning things to Retrospec?

For the record, if you received anything that had a tag of Yuri's Angels attached, no, I didn't send it, no, I don't want it, no, I'm not a spy, no, I don't have a fanclub, no, it isn't a freaking religious affiliation and no, I don't have a secret admirer at Retrospec anymore than I have an explanation for why this happened.

Anyone who feels like trying a return lmk.

Edit: Anyone else named Yuri please contact me ASAP, tyvm.

Comments

[parodeity]

correction anya and i are definitely starting a chapter of yuris angels
co presidents

[furtherforward]

Yuri's Angels??? this sounds PRETTY suspicious. only somebody with something to hide would try so hard to deflect suspicion.......

what kind of "anything" are we talking, here?

[redarm]

if its not a fanclub or a religious thing, then what the fuck is it?

[complementing]

I got a dog in the mail from Retrospec

he definitely wasn't/isn't mine but my roommates and I adopted him anyway

[true_noir]

Wait, you have a fan-club? I wish to join these Yuri's Angels, immediately. [Because she was in the mood to torture someone mildly just to feel better.]

And yes, I did receive something in the mail. I did not think it was mine, but there may be a connection. I am not sure. It depends on if this vision is real or not.

[darkinferno]

beta squad







actually you know what no

i like it

so what's the name for everyone as a whole? the "secret horse conspiracy club?"

[He's laughing. But hey, it is a good way to separate those of them that were here last month from the newcomers!]

[constellates]

i cannot wait for the first meeting of yuri's angels

i do not want to give back my cat doll
it is very cute and matches with dave
yuratchka you need one

[5kotai]

i don't know if was pure coincidence, but i love tigers a lot and it's a cute plush tiger.

can i keep it?

[frostythehitman]

Wait, they're delivering stuff to us now? Like, physical stuff to our real-life addresses?

That's not concerning at all.

[loudmouths]

all that denial doesn't look suspicious at all

[tarotcards]

And I was going to thank you for the cute cat I got in the mail.





I'm still going to call you my guardian angel.

[wordcarvings]

I was wondering about this Yuri's Angels thing I got. I couldn't find anything when I searched for it on the internet. Have you heard a lot about it?

[strongestheart]

Just memories that freak both me and the people around me out.

Sadly can't mail those back, but I think I might burn my mailbox in advance just to be safe.

[rednerd]

Well, nothing was inside of them, at least.
Why would someone send something with your name attached?

[fancisco]

this explains SO much.