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[maskreant]

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

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30
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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

[stressweets]

[ perish later, goro ]

I think it's good to have a little shame.
Just a little bit.
Just enough to not embarrass yourself in public.

[fabrefactions]

[ Please don't drown him in a jacuzzi, Gowo. ]

...

[ Oh. Well, that is a surprise. But not a bad one? ]

I am not opposed to a moment of relaxation after everything that has happened recently. Although I haven't been to a spa since we rented that one for the Persona meeting, so I cannot claim to be the most informed on spa protocol.

[twostringsonebow]

You're the one who brought up otherkin in the first place, might I remind you.

[maskreant]

💖

i'm helping? just to make sure it's actually pie.

[sketchythief]

sure thing!

but im wondering... why is it dave?

[stressweets]

We'll cross that bridge when we get to it, I guess.
I'd feel really bad for them though...
I think I'd have an existential crisis.

[maskreant]

if you think about it, we're kin with our past selves.

[twostringsonebow]

Secchan and I often go to the spa to relax, so my face is quite known...
... Though I suppose that doesn't matter very much at the moment.
Regardless, it'll be fun.

[stressweets]

Izumi's here to suffer with me, so it isn't that bad ♪

[twostringsonebow]

I am strongly opposed to this idea.

[twostringsonebow]

💖💖

What else would it be, Akira?

[stressweets]

Stop.

[twostringsonebow]

Imagine if Secchan saw this, you talking so freely about otherkin... having a depth of knowledge, but who knows how deep it truly goes?
Is this simply the tip of the glacier?

[maskreant]

because buying a waffle truck is impossible and also expensive.

[stressweets]

[ . . . ]

I don't think Sena-senpai respects me anyway, honestly.

[fabrefactions]

There is a point - if we are the only people here, would we even be able to get treatments and such? Elizabeth and I had to make our own burgers when we attempted the burger tasks earlier this month...

[maskreant]

[ he doesn't know what to say since he's so late here ]

#pure

[sketchythief]

i think most of us are having an existential crisis as it is

being another species sounds like a really tough problem

[twostringsonebow]

Don't be so down on yourself.
Secchan might be hard to read, and not very easy to get to know either, but he respects those that work diligently and honestly.
I'm certain you've gained his approval.

[akatatai]

Sure it is!
It won't be a big present or anything, but it's fun to celebrate, right?

wow

[maskreant]

there are some people that feel they're in the wrong body. while it isn't always accounted for, some do consider themselves beasts trapped in a human. of course there's a distinct divider between those that just do it for fun and those that are seriously ailed and conflicted about their appearance.

for the most part, this specifically is a joke.

[1620]

sí 👏
apple pie mcdonald’s style except it’s dave’s head

[stressweets]

I wonder if it's insensitive to ask the rest of the userbase that kind of thing?
I'm morbidly curious about how they're handling it and all... If we have any like that.

[twostringsonebow]

... This may have to wait until things return to normal, because I have no idea how to do the treatments they offer professionally.
Nightly routines are one thing, but what they do is next grade.

[sketchythief]

i remember someone saying they were a robot or implied that they were

it didnt look like they were handling it well but this was a long time ago and i never talked to them...

if i remember right someone was a cat?