TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

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come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

Comments

[tarotcards]

get back cannibal

[compendiem]

I'll fight you

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bring it on shorty

[compendiem]

Watch your legs when you sleep tonight
I might harvest more limbs

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what will u even do w all those extra limbs

[compendiem]

Emergency provisions

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if i eat my own limbs 1st

then u cant get 2 them

nomnomnomnomnom

[compendiem]

Fine. Eat your limbs. I promised three of your pizza slices to Akechi, so it works out.

[tarotcards]

what!!!!!!!!!!!

why my slices!!!!!!!!!!

[compendiem]

It's either that or you eat mini Cream-san and I couldn't stand by and let that happen

[tarotcards]

mini cream-san will be safe in my stomach tho

away from akechis gross hands

[compendiem]

How will we feed and clean her without gutting you, though

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i guess we just have 2 hope 4 the best

start praying

[compendiem]

Dear god please let mini Cream-san survive the long and arduous journey through Souji's gastrointestinal tract

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plz also have minato give up 3 slices of pizza to make up 4 giving away mine

thx god

[compendiem]

God can do only so much

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do i need to convince u somehow 2 find it in ur <3 to give up ur slices instead

[compendiem]

That might be tougher than appealing to god, but you can try

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do it 4 me minato
dont u love me
do it 4 our love

[compendiem]

Do I love you more than pizza though.....

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yes
say yes

[compendiem]

Hm. I guess the answer is yes.
But if there were garlic bread sticks included in the order, you would be doomed. No competition.

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well ofc
i dont think any1 is more important than garlic bread
i would probably kill u 4 some

[compendiem]

That should have been the original post
Instead of asskicking, "Bring garlic bread or I'll shank Minato right here and now"

[tarotcards]

o shit ur right
is it 2 late to delete the post and repost it