TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

[tarotcards]

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

Comments

[reaquila]

I'm sending my friend over, but I'm not telling you which one!

It'll be a surprise.

[compendiem]

Send food along with your friend

[reaquila]

OK! I'll cook something.

[ That's a death sentence. Nanashi doesn't know how to cook. RIP. ]

You only get left overs. （；¬＿¬)

[compendiem]

[ ...maybe he'll let Souji eat them ]

Leftovers would be great
and some extra spoons in case we need to dig our way out later

[reaquila]

I feel like I'll become old before you're able to dig your way out of prison.

Can't you just use your summons or magic whatever?

[compendiem]

The last time I was thrown in jail, it was because I used my summons or magic whatever
They won't be so lenient this time

[reaquila]

Wait.

What the FUCK?

[ WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?]

[compendiem]

Unreasonable, right?

[ it happened and he just never mentioned it again :D ]

[reaquila]

I don't know what's unreasonable.

You or the people throwing you in jail for that. [ He needs help. ]

[compendiem]

I was standing in front of a dead body with a gun, so I was the prime suspect

[ the unreasonable one is HIM ]

[reaquila]

Hey

couldnt they have checked for gun wounds

I mean really. Just because you're there doesn't mean you did it.

[ SUCKS TO BE MINATO. ]

[compendiem]

Right
There were stab wounds but no gun shots
I was innocent

[reaquila]

Takes a genius to figure that out.



You're kind of stupid but this is a bit much.

[compendiem]

Only kind of...
I'm not the one who mistook a stab wound for a gunshot wound

[reaquila]

What kind of idiot detective did that?

I hope they got fired or had pay deducted.

[compendiem]

No idea. It's a public safety thing, though. Probably. Detaining people with fake guns. Was released in two days- shouldn't be as long this time. Wasn't as bad.

[ No matter what he and Souji did, it couldn't have been as bad as being a murder suspect. ]

[reaquila]

It could have been avoided entirely.

Maybe you're just extra unlucky.

[Unlucky + being stupid would do it. ]

[compendiem]

Extra unlucky, probably. There shouldn't have been police in the area unless somebody called them...
Souji's neighbors are snitches.

[reaquila]

He needs to get new neighbors.

Or new priorities.



[Seems easier to fix yourself first.]

[compendiem]

I wonder what'd it take to convince all his neighbors to move out.
...
Actually, I think I can do that.

[reaquila]

Seriously?

You aren't joking this time are you?

[compendiem]

Nope. I don't joke.

[reaquila]

WTF how would you even do that

no rly tell me

[compendiem]

Remember when we fought in the tower together? I'll use my noodle dog to breathe on everybody.

[ Poison breath! RIP neighbors ]

[reaquila]

won't you like


kill them by doing that


i mean that's one way to do it