TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

[tarotcards]

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva

Comments

[compendiem]

Why didn't we just do that in the first place
no need for knives

[tarotcards]

bc i care 4 u and ur fragile head

[compendiem]

That's sweet. Also practical. Because once I'm dead, all that care goes out the window and you would use my corpse as a battering ram.

[tarotcards]

ofc

i care about u

if i broke ur head while alive then who would be my new go2 ho

[compendiem]

Minato corpse would be a good ho

[tarotcards]

but would minato corpse tell such expressive and hilarious jokes like u do

[compendiem]

I can guarantee he is as good at listening as I am

[tarotcards]

i want to meet minato corpse right now then

hold still minato this will b painless

[compendiem]

Have some patience, Souji. At least honor my last wish and kill me in my sleep.

[tarotcards]

i heard being smothered is like going 2 sleep

[compendiem]

Are your arms strong enough to smother me if I own one of them?

[tarotcards]

have u seen these guns
they are strong enough 4 anything

[compendiem]

Alright
I'll trust you to make it quick

[tarotcards]

close ur eyes minato and think of some pretty flowers

[compendiem]

alfiht i'm trusting you souhi

[ typing on the tomogachi with his eyes closed is sure a thing ]

[tarotcards]

[ and now that it's a new month and i am not afraid to move this thread into action, souji will just reach over and then... ]

[ ... lightly caress minato's face ]

[compendiem]

[ why ]

...Let me die.

[tarotcards]

[ why not ]

Your time will come soon enough like it comes to all humans.

[compendiem]

[ pokes him in the cheek, back off ]

It'll come eventually, but not soon enough.

[tarotcards]

[ no. his hand is still covering minato's face, awkwardly caressing it ]

Good things happen to those who wait, you know.

[compendiem]

I stopped caring about a painless death. Give me a quick messy one.

[tarotcards]

I only know about slow and messy ones.

[compendiem]

How do you manage to make suffocation messy...?

[ It is literally the cleanest death, no evidence left over at all. ]

[tarotcards]

Do you want to see...?

[ 8))))))) ]

[compendiem]

[ How is he supposed to see if he's the one going to die?

Deep breaths. Don't back down. ]

Do your worst.