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[recollecters]

Ṭ̢͕̲̫̬̫̜̘͈͓̜̣̪͖ͅḩ̴̫̲̰̞̜̻̪͝͞e̵̛͍̭̙̹̜̥̗̻̫̝̬͔̩̪̭̣r̴̸̲͍̫̳̹̟̩̤̝͇̭̯̻̼̜ȩ͍̯̼̲ ͉̮̠̙̥̹̹̤̭̮͖̝̕͟ś̯̺̥͉̝͉̻̘̕e̴̼̠̖͓̯̻̪̥͓̻̱̪͓̯͝ͅe̶͘͞҉̖͕̳̻͉͍͍͈̝̭̱̘ͅm̶̧̪̩͈͍̖͈̀͡s̢̛͉̻̦̺̣̹͉̻̠͚̘̪͓̰͜͞ ̱͍͎͚̮̯̲̕̕͜t̢̨̝̝̮̫̫̀o̧̠͕̻̹̟̭͉͢ͅ ̗̲͇͓̟͈̜̜̝̣͇̻̟̥͚̥͢͜b̨͍̪̥̻̜̻̥̟̩̝̙̠̹͠ẹ̢̞̥̝͈̣̗̱̰̩̟̘̫̻̤̹̦̼̕͜͡ ̵̡̞͕͍̲̥̖͚͎͈̖̝̠̝̟̬͙̗̝ͅa͏̭͔̙͖̘̀n̩̥̪͕̳̱̟̜͟͜͡ ̢̤̬̹̬̤̤̳̯̣̳͇̜̺̭̕errore̛̛͢҉̣̣̤̦̥̟̠̜̲̘̮̦̼͉͇͕̠͈ͅr̢̛̲̳̟̹͡r̨̕͏͇̭̠͙̥̪̜̳̟̞̤̥̗̠͜͟o̶̱̳̯̰͈̖̳͍̦̙̙̙̟̝̼̪̩̟̕͢͜r̸҉̞̲̞͕̻̜̫͚̤͍.̡̛̗̰͙̗̗͖̥̩̳̩͔͖͙͔͢͠͞ ̷̙̤̜̺̖͇̜̤̦̳̗̳̮̲C̷̹̜͚͎̬̰͎̜͖͈̭̲̕á̵̸̡̛̝̭͕̖̰̘̮̻̫̻̳̰͔͔̥̟̤̬ͅn̢͖̥̰͔̣̬̭̟͝ͅ ͘͢͞͏̻̠͚͕͈̖̖͔̹͢á̡̞̯̞̣͙̥̕͢͝n̨̜̳̺͙̞͘͟͞ͅy̢͘͢͞҉̝͎̲̬̭͍̜̝ ̵̧͉̣̳̻͖̻̹͎o̡̠̘̦̤̗̜͙̬̼̦̻̤͍͉̹̮̖̪̬͢f̸̫̠͔̙̥̻͇̺̪̜̤̫̗̳͜͢ ̶̧̛̝̖̠͓̹͜͝ý̸̛̜̠͖͈ọ̧̬̭̙̼͓̪̝͕͢͜u̧҉̫̝̳̩͙͕̺͇̣̺̪̫͔̹̲ͅ ̡͉͈̜̳͕̳̬̝͖̭̪̀ͅr̸͈̺̞͎ȩ̯̜̻̺̺͘͝͞à̶̪̜̭͉ḓ̴̪̜̬͓͕̀͘͠ ̀҉̱̣͎͉͞ͅread-onlyt҉̷̴̹̮͍̦̹̟̲̲̲̘͢͝h͏̸͍̱͖̼͖̻͕̮͚̭̪͉̦͖̺͠i̵̵̢̪̱͈̻̺͔̻̣̯͕͖͖̣̼̖̠͇͜͢ͅs̵̨̨̤̮͖̦̳̰̱̙͕̦͈̗͢?̵͚̱͇̮̤̖̜̥̲͖̣͙̻̦̫͔̝̤̪͝ ̮̲̼̻͚̩͓͔͘͠ͅI͔͔̹̞͍̥̭̣͜͝͡'̶̞̺͍̻͖͔͖̟̩̬͈̖̬̘͚̞͉͢m̛͖̤̟̖̦͈͓̀͡ͅ ̴̢̧̛͚̪̦͔̱͖̠̹̫̥͉͉̘̖̠͎̱ͅs̵̢̬͉̩̜̪̣̳͚͇̮͈̜̘̰͞o̢̧̡̮̺͚̼̻͍̠̪͈͍̝̜̣̞͈̭͖͘͠ ̶͈̹͍̱̖̪͙͙̻̝͕͓̟̲̙́͢͜͞ş̛̗͓̠̣̮̳̩͙̬͡o̩͔̳͓̩̭̠̜͕͈̼̻̘̬͓̭̮̫͚͘͟r̷̷̰̜̺̫̦͚͚̯͉͍̙ͅr̸̡̩̳̗͎̼̣̞̭̹̟̣̘̤̺ỳ̴̵̱͇͇͚͓̝̬̥̤̗̞̲̥̣̗̼̫,̶̴̩̫̲͍͖̪̲̝̖͈̯̯̼̕so sorry ̴̵̵̶͔͓͖͓̺̘̙͠ẁ̵̢̢̨͖͎̙̝e̷̢̳͓̲̝͙̳̫͓̯̭͕ͅ'̛͎̭̯̮̯̟̖̦̪̘̙̫̦͇̘́͞͝ṛ̶̴̷̨̡̥̹̝̭̰̖̱͙͇̗̗͙̝̦̙e͢͡҉̢͈̦͔̭͍̭͇ ̴̡̨̛̹͉̫̣̩̰̣̮͔͖̠͙͈͖͎͉͡h̸͍̖̭̟͕̳͇͓̜͉̪͈̩̤͘ͅá̛̪̼̩̳̘͎̳͎̲̤̙̩̫͇̗̳͕͖͡ͅv̸͈͈̠̟͈̱̤͟ì̡̙͕̥͎̜͓̻͙͢n̵̗͍̥̯̟͕͇̫͍͘͜͡͞g͏̨̛̝͔͙̲̝́̕ ̧͉̣͓͈̝̟͙͚͈̳͚͍̙̺̰̭͢͝t̠͚͙̥̠̬̯͚̗͜͡r̥̙̼̬̹͠ͅo͏̛̘̘̲͎͎̙̼̠͈͙̜͎̳̜͎̘͡͠u̡̮͍̰͍̟̕͜͟b̶̟̲̻̱̤̺̣̜̪̬͓̮̕l̡͡҉̷͍̘̪͍̱̕ͅe̵̵̞̗̣͎̻͕͍̯̞͜.̵̧̨̮̩̝̙̟̺̼͚͙̘͉́ Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain one of this month's freebies! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[blondferret]

I have the lyrics written down somewhere to the song he sang at my other self's sorting. Here they are:

"Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.

You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.

There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.

You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;

You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
if you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;

Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.

So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Cap!"

[fiddlestick]

Hahah! That's a really cute song! That hat's pretty talented!

Is it the same song every year?

[blondferret]

Don't know. I've only remembered my own sorting so far.

[fiddlestick]

Oh right, I suppose that'd make sense for what you remember.

Still, it's pretty cool! The only magic clothes I got from my other world is some cat ears

[blondferret]

What were the cat ears for?

[fiddlestick]

For fun? They're enchanted to give you a cat tail when you wear them.

[blondferret]

For fun huh? This one jerk had an invisibility cloak in Draco's world. But I wouldn't necessarily call that "fun."

If you want fun, you should try some of my left over wizard candy. Some of them have magical properties.

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, for fun. Definitely not on the same level as...that.

Oh, thanks but that's okay! I can already make enchanted food? So...it'd be better to save it for someone else.

[blondferret]

What, my enchanted food not good enough for you? Are you an enchanted food snob or something?

[Derek...]

[fiddlestick]

Er, no, that's not it....I just figured if you have a limited supply, it should got to people who aren't wizards...?

[blondferret]

I've had these for quite a few months. Any of my friends or family that wanted to try them have done so.

[fiddlestick]

[....]

Okay, then I don't want to eat enchanted food unless I know what it does.

[blondferret]

Well, not all of the sweets have magical properties. Only some of them.

*chocolate frogs: The frogs can move, that's it.
*Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans: they mean EVERY flavor
*Cauldron Cakes: it's just a cake
*Fizzing Whizzbees: when you eat it, you float
*Exploding bonbons: they explode in your mouth
*Sugar Quill: it is just a quill make out of sugar you suck on
*Liquorice Wands: no magical properties. It is exactly what it sounds like
*Pumpkin Pasty: It's a hand pie filled with pumpkin. no magic. just pumpkin
*Pepper Imps: the consumer smokes at the ears and nose
*Peppermint Toad: the toad "hops realistically in the stomach

[fiddlestick]

[Huh okay....]

Wow....a lot of those sound cute. Not sure why anyone would want to eat something that explodes in your mouth though....

Okay, I can trade you some food for some of mine! I'd at least like to try the chocolate frogs and the pumpkin pastries...maybe the beans too.

[blondferret]

All excellent choices. The Exploding bonbons are like... really loud pop rocks. REALLY LOUD!

What does your food do? I've heard of it but I have yet to ever try it.

[fiddlestick]

Haha...that sounds pretty unpleasant.

Mostly, it heals injuries. But some will make you stronger for a little bit, or speed up your walking. I have a menu, hold on.

[drops this link!

[blondferret]

The Berry-tone Tarts look good. It looks more appetizing compared to the magical plant from Draco's world that heal petrification. Ever seen a mandrake seedling? They look like wrinkly babies.

[fiddlestick]

Oh, haha. I haven't yet. That's neat. Probably not very appetizing.

Anyway, I'm at the farmer's market on Saturdays. Maybe if you stop by, we can swap foods then!

[blondferret]

Yeah, I'll have to do that some time soon!

[fiddlestick]

Great! Seeya there.