[barenaked ladies voice] IT'S BEEN way too long since i last posted here

[frostythehitman]

looking for some advice
preferably from other cyborgs
how do you take a shower like this without electrocuting yourself





turns out google isn't really helpful when it comes to this sort of thing

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[hauntedsavior]

I took a shower.

[frostythehitman]

so you didn't test at all and just risked it anyway

[hauntedsavior]

Please.

I dialed 9-1 in preparation.

[frostythehitman]

i suppose having a phone in the shower isn't any more dangerous than being a cyborg in one either

but seriously
did you really do that

[hauntedsavior]

No. I assumed that, given my other memories, water alone would not damage my robotic elements. Given what this gynoid into whom I am transforming has done, I doubted very much she would be injured by this.

However, this answer was funnier.

[frostythehitman]

good call
you were right
what sort of memories have you got that make it so obvious you can handle water

[hauntedsavior]

Willfully setting off an explosion at the core of her body as a battle tactic.

[frostythehitman]

what you mean like a bomb?

[hauntedsavior]

This was not quite as outwardly destructive. I am left to assume her tactic was a... deliberate, violent override of something inside her that left her able to disregard her own safety in the name of more anger.

I am not certain what the cost was, but I can assume it was Pyrrhic given how her mysterious companion admonished her for it. I do not see why it would be necessary. She was already adept at killing.

[frostythehitman]

so
she was a killing robot?

[hauntedsavior]

To my chagrin, yes. That is what I have been able to deduce. What I have not been able to deduce is why.

[frostythehitman]

does the why really matter

[ the way he sees it, he doesn't care who wants whom dead and for what reason, or how it's done. Dead bodies are dead bodies. ]

[hauntedsavior]

I am not concerned over why she is murderous. I am concerned as to why Retrospec believes that I am the appropriate vessel for someone this murderous.

[frostythehitman]

why is that such a concern

[hauntedsavior]

Many reasons. As a student of history, I know the dangers of being one who thinks it is perfectly fine to kill indiscriminately. And as an adult who functions in normal society.

[frostythehitman]

why bother being so worried then if you know all of this already

[hauntedsavior]

If Retrospec has chosen this path for me, they may have done it for a reason. They may know things about me that I do not know about myself, or they may simply be toying with me to force me into a more advantageous position for their ends.

I do not appreciate it.

[frostythehitman]

seems like a lot of effort on their part for that

what do you think is so advantageous for them about this

[hauntedsavior]

Conditioning someone who understands military strategy to be perfectly fine with the concept of senseless violence. I do not precisely know what advantage it holds, but it is always a possibility.

[frostythehitman]

[ hmm!!! sure sounds a lot like him, alright!! Except for the part where he's already perfectly okay with it. James is still half-convinced he was placed here to do some kind of undercover work for Retrospec, so maybe...she is as well? Or she's being prepped for it?

How does one even ask about that? ]

so how are you dealing with it then

[hauntedsavior]

As well as could be expected.

[poorly!]

I am content with letting it remain something that will need to be dealt with later until I am finished with my own business. Provided Retrospec does not force my hand.

[frostythehitman]

and what will you do if they do force your hand

[hauntedsavior]

It depends on the way it is forced.

I refuse to be made into their weapon.

[frostythehitman]

that's easy to say

[ Much less easy to actually follow through on. ]

[hauntedsavior]

I know. Putting it into practice will be significantly more difficult.

But I am stubborn.