plurk told me I should shitpost

[thesettingsun]

Did everybody else get pictures of themselves in the mail today? Mine said Alpha, did anyone get Beta or Omega?

Please tell me no one got Omega.

Comments

[ohrlyeh]

why are there so many things about this, shuji? shuji explain!!!

[thesettingsun]

I can't explain the existence of porn to you!

[ohrlyeh]

i understand porn exists but this is just way too specific

[thesettingsun]

It's a little weirder than tentacle porn, sure, but it's fairly widespread.

[ohrlyeh]

there's what porn

[ABORT!!! ABORT]

[thesettingsun]

You've never heard of tentacle porn?

[ohrlyeh]

shuji are you telling me there's porn with tentacles involved? are people turned on by octopi or something is that a thing???

[thesettingsun]

Yes and yes. It's a way older kink than ABO.

[ohrlyeh]

[sCREAMS]

am i going to turn people on shuji is that what my life is going to be like oh my god

[thesettingsun]

It'll be fine. Even people with that kind of kink aren't just going to throw themselves at you.

[he knows this for a fact]

[ohrlyeh]

okay

it just feels weird now though

i never thought of it that way

[thesettingsun]

I'm sorry. If I realized you hadn't heard of it I wouldn't have mentioned it to you.

[ohrlyeh]

no it's fine. i'm not mad or anything don't worry

at least now i know there are certainly are some things out there that people are interested in huh

[thesettingsun]

There's someone out there interested in everything, no matter how weird it is.

[ohrlyeh]

human beings are so weird and i say this as a human being

[thesettingsun]

That's a mood.

Congratulations on you and John, by the way.

[ohrlyeh]

oh my goodness did john tell you??

it's all been a whirlwind but thank you. i'm very happy

[thesettingsun]

I figured it out first and then he admitted it.

I'm sure he'll treat you right.

[ohrlyeh]

i didn't think it was that obvious

[YOU WERE FLIRTING OPENLY ON THE RETROSPEC FORUM POST YOU DUMMIES]

i know he will. he's just that good

[thesettingsun]

Don't worry. It's only obvious if you can read or have eyes.

[ohrlyeh]

oh my god really??

[thesettingsun]

Really. It's not a bad thing!

[ohrlyeh]

i don't want more attention but if you say so...

[thesettingsun]

Nobody but people who already care about you and pay attention to you are going to be invested in the fact that you and John are obviously dating. It's fine.

[ohrlyeh]

okay.

anyways, i've never been in a relationship before

do you have any tips