plurk told me I should shitpost

[thesettingsun]

Did everybody else get pictures of themselves in the mail today? Mine said Alpha, did anyone get Beta or Omega?

Please tell me no one got Omega.

Comments

[imaginex]

A beta.

How misleading.

[HAVE Y'ALL MET HER? She is an alpha in disguise]

[thesettingsun]

I don't know, you might not be stupid enough to be an alpha...

[vitis]

ms. tohsaka
shuji said to ask you

[vitis]

alpha

[ a-DUHH!! ]

what's wrong with being omega, other than that means you're not alpha

[thesettingsun]

John, I love you more than life itself, I would die for you, but I can't explain alpha/beta/omega to you.

[clothes]

Mine said Omega With Alpha Ambitions. I don't understand.

[thesettingsun]

...That's more information than I really wanted about you, but I can see it.

[ohrlyeh]

is omega bad

[thesettingsun]

No. But the combination of alpha, beta, and omega brings to mind something a lot more unpleasant than just alpha and beta.

[odasaku]

Beta.

What's wrong about being an Omega?

[thesettingsun]

There is absolutely no possible way I can explain to you what alpha/beta/omega is. I would actually drop dead.

[lastcomfort]

Oh, is this about fanfiction?

[thesettingsun]

Yes. Please tell me I don't have to explain anything to you.

[When Orihime understands a subject best...]

[long_live_the_queen]

Alpha.

Along with the stalker photos.

[thesettingsun]

I should be more upset about the stalker photos, but the second time around they're not as creepy.

[breakingvoice]

oh i hope to every god that's listening that we don't turn into a city of abo

[thesettingsun]

I am prepared to do a ritual sacrifice so that we don't turn into a city of ABO.

[roughplayer]

Beta. Damn, that's kinda dull.

[thesettingsun]

Probably safer than anything else.

[usurpers]

Why?

[thesettingsun]

Does nobody know how to Google things?

With safe search on.

[alitaba]

i'm almost disappointed no one seems to have gotten omega yet

[thesettingsun]

Really? I'm thrilled nobody's gotten omega yet.

[flametheif40]

I apparently am a Beta? What does that mean? and what is wrong with Omega?

0_0 Do they get some horrible nightmare wishing they were dead because how painful and horrid it is?!

[thesettingsun]

You know what, yes. That is the only problem with being an Omega.

[commandertoolbelt]

does this mean retrospec's writing fanfiction about us

[ is this because he made those soap opera jokes last year ]

[thesettingsun]

What makes you think they didn't start writing about us ages ago?

[lienhearts]

I have regrets

Anyway beta I guess?

I hate that these words have been ruined for me now

[thesettingsun]

They've been ruined for me for ages. RIP the Greek alphabet.

[steadycourse]

I'm beta.

I don't quite understand what that may mean though! The only alpha and beta I know of refer to finance! Or maybe the Greek alphabet??

[thesettingsun]

Maybe it's alpha and beta testers?

[Don't look this up, Ishida, you're too pure of a soul.]

[floret]

Apparently I'm a Beta...
I guess I should be grateful the picture didn't specify "cuck" too

[thesettingsun]

They might know way too much about your personal life but they're not trying to humiliate you. Not on purpose.

[maskreant]

why did you unleash this upon us all?

[thesettingsun]

I've made some mistakes.

[windeity]

if anyone got omega i officially quit this app.
beta for me though.

[thesettingsun]

So far you're safe.