plurk told me I should shitpost

[thesettingsun]

Did everybody else get pictures of themselves in the mail today? Mine said Alpha, did anyone get Beta or Omega?

Please tell me no one got Omega.

Comments

[thesettingsun]

I nominate anyone else besides myself.

[vitis]

you're doing a good job, though!
not like you've broken anyone yet

[thesettingsun]

It's a near thing for Howard.

[vitis]

you can break anyone else but howard, shuji

[thesettingsun]

I care more about breaking Howard than I care about breaking most people.

[vitis]

it's all right.
he's pretty strong, it's just a fetish

[thesettingsun]

Okay.

You should really have been the one to explain tentacle sex to him instead of me, though.

[vitis]

[ wh- ]

oh

because of my vines??

[thesettingsun]

Aren't you dating?

[vitis]

[ hff ]

[ he wants to bury his face into a pillow ]

i mean, yeah
we didn't make it obvious or anything did we

[thesettingsun]

Not obvious, but I assumed without either of you telling me, so not that subtle either.

Speaking of, didn't you promise you'd tell me if you actually started dating someone?

[vitis]

yeah.
i hadn't told anyone else yet though
i guess i'm still kinda reeling from it having happened, that's all

[thesettingsun]

[Well, Shuji's not going to be sour about that kind of thing for more than a second.]

Congratulations. I hope you two are very happy together.

(Still think the tentacle sex needs to be your purview.)

[vitis]

thanks :) i really am.

(and all right, point taken)

[thesettingsun]

That's all I could ask for ♥