plurk told me I should shitpost

[thesettingsun]

Did everybody else get pictures of themselves in the mail today? Mine said Alpha, did anyone get Beta or Omega?

Please tell me no one got Omega.

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[imaginex]

[So he's gonna respect the wishes of a girl who doesn't even exist to Sakura's knowledge over her last name...

HM.]

What you decide to do is up to you, of course.

Though I'm afraid I don't answer to "Ms. Tohsaka".

[vitis]

[ his buttmaddery has reached impressive heights ]

i can call you "sakura" for now, then
is that okay?

[imaginex]

[She is so, so tempted to set this party on fire by tossing out some line like "Actually my name is Sarah, thank you."

... But she will refrain for now]

That is fine with me.

[vitis]

you'll remember

[ he.. hopes ]

when you do, you could remind me if you're still mad about this

[imaginex]

[she... has no idea what to do with this, because whatever he's insisting she'll remember, she doesn't want to if it doesn't include Baren.]

Okay.

[but she doesn't want to be pissed off at him more than she is, so she'll just throw him a bone and leave it at that]

not here

[vitis]

[ he does want to try to make it up to her, because he does feel like he's bruised a situation (tried to take a jackhammer to things, more like), but what are the chances of her accepting an outing with him at this point-- ]