plurk told me I should shitpost

[thesettingsun]

Did everybody else get pictures of themselves in the mail today? Mine said Alpha, did anyone get Beta or Omega?

Please tell me no one got Omega.

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[clothes]

[ the universe making its way through his mind ]

That makes no sense. Aside from the fact I would never do such a thing, that would also involve me becoming pregnant. There is nothing relaxing about being pregnant. I hate this.