plurk told me I should shitpost

[thesettingsun]

Did everybody else get pictures of themselves in the mail today? Mine said Alpha, did anyone get Beta or Omega?

Please tell me no one got Omega.

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Oh.

So humans do it too?

[thesettingsun]

Only in porn.

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So this IS about porn!

[thesettingsun]

Yes. It's just not werewolf porn.

[lastcomfort]

...So how does it work without the wolves?

[thesettingsun]

That's something you can google for yourself.

[lastcomfort]

I always have safe search on, though...

[thesettingsun]

And you think my explaining to you would be any less NSFW than the things you're filtering out?

[lastcomfort]

Um...

I don't know. I guess that depends on what your pictures were of?




Did you get porn of yourself!?

[thesettingsun]

No, but now I'm suddenly worried it might exist.

[lastcomfort]

Is that what I should Google...?

[thesettingsun]

Please, please don't.

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...

Did you create a system for sodium flux growth?

Oh it says you're ANTI-ABO!

[thesettingsun]

What are you even looking at??