plurk told me I should shitpost

[thesettingsun]

Did everybody else get pictures of themselves in the mail today? Mine said Alpha, did anyone get Beta or Omega?

Please tell me no one got Omega.

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[steadycourse]

Oh, could be! I've forgotten about that, good point!

Maybe there are more ideas that we just haven't thought of. We can always do the 'google' search and find out!

[thesettingsun]

I don't think you should do that for a number of reasons.

[steadycourse]

Huh, why not?! Is it dangerous? Rest assured that I will not click on any strange websites!

[thesettingsun]

It's not dangerous, I just don't think you'll like what you'll find.

[steadycourse]

Is it something that's horrible to read?! But even if the truth is difficult, I must be brave!

[thesettingsun]

It's a sex thing.

[Save yourself, Ishida.]

[steadycourse]

WHAT?! How it can be a sex thing?!

No, you're right, I do not wish to learn more about this inappropriateness!

[thesettingsun]

I'm sorry you saw this post in the first place.

[steadycourse]

That's not your fault!

You have a right to post! And I have the right to end this conversation before it devolves!