plurk told me I should shitpost

[thesettingsun]

Did everybody else get pictures of themselves in the mail today? Mine said Alpha, did anyone get Beta or Omega?

Please tell me no one got Omega.

Comments

[thesettingsun]

I actually don't watch any cooking shows that aren't Backstabbing Kitchen.

[breakingvoice]

god that's a good one
the host has got to be into some weird shit but we're finally getting AWAY from the abo stuff so i don't even know why i'm bringing it up

[thesettingsun]

I haven't watched all the episodes but I feel confident in saying that Bolton has never done an A/B/O sabotage.

[breakingvoice]

can you prove it
it's called a sABOtage for a reason
it's all connected, man

[thesettingsun]

They would probably have to change when they aired the show if they put that on TV? I don't doubt Bolton's magical powers, but I wouldn't underestimate network executives either.

[breakingvoice]

ugh executive meddling ruins everything
when are we going to get ONE cooking show that generates its own fanfiction
cowards

[thesettingsun]

That's the secret, Lina: every cooking show will generate fanfiction if it's on the air long enough. Which it won't be if it violates network policy.

[breakingvoice]

holy shit it's the long game you're absolutely right
you're a genius

guess i'll see if i'm still any good at RPF

[thesettingsun]

I normally don't read RPF, but I'll make an exception if it's yours.

[breakingvoice]

oh you were right the first time my dude
you really really should not read RPF least of all mine

besides it would be dudes and i'm too gay to write that anymore.

[thesettingsun]

I'd say Best British Bake-Off but that show is the last pure thing on television, don't sully it with RPF.

[breakingvoice]

dude i would literally rather read RPF of myself than do anything to make BBBO something other than the best reality show on TV

[thesettingsun]

You are so valid.