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Did everybody else get pictures of themselves in the mail today? Mine said Alpha, did anyone get Beta or Omega? Please tell me no one got Omega.

was buying younger boys cake also part of being a gentleman?

Don't make it sound weird??

does it sound weird?

You're too old to call yourself a boy.

but i'm not an adult enough to get drinks or go to most casinos.

'Guy' is the word you're looking for.

what if i identify as boy?

or cat?

Catkin is valid but something to be discussed in a more private setting. The other one isn't a thing.

thank you. i relate to cats a lot.

are you saying i'm not a boy?

I'm saying if you go I'm Actually Twelve Spiritually we're going to have to have a talk.

if you think about it seriously, most adults have the emotional maturity of a twelve year-old.

I try not to think about it seriously.

good choice.

how does it feel like being an alpha?

Right now being an alpha fills me with fear.

what if people not on Retrospec are omegas?

doesn't that work out for you? fated pair.

If that's the case I think I'll survive. As long as no one tries to beat down my and Mista's door.