plurk told me I should shitpost

[thesettingsun]

Did everybody else get pictures of themselves in the mail today? Mine said Alpha, did anyone get Beta or Omega?

Please tell me no one got Omega.

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[flametheif40]

oh no no no, it's harder then you think. To stab someone JUST right, its a really fancy Persian looking knife, you don't just stab willy nilly with that one. You try to make it look like art. LOL

I meant I couldn't get the knife to do the fire part

[thesettingsun]

Maybe there's a trigger phrase? Like 'open fire'. That would be the stupidest pun, so I hope not.

[flametheif40]

I don't have too many memories so I don't know either way.

I think I would like "flame on" better.

Even if it would make the knife sound like a light bulb but meh.

[thesettingsun]

Now you just sound like a 5Kids dub.

[flametheif40]

I was thinking more of the Fantastic Four.

Knowing my luck though, it will probably involve karaoke and a dance...to set myself on fire

[thesettingsun]

You do the hokey-pokey and you set yourself aflame. That's what it's all about.

[flametheif40]

LOL!

Did someone order a chicken dance? Extra Crispy?

[thesettingsun]

You might not have to stab me with a fire knife, I might just die of secondhand embarrassment watching you do the chicken dance.

[flametheif40]

So I would have to run out of sight, do the chicken dance quick before we fight any bad guys together. GOT IT! LOL

[thesettingsun]

Maybe you should just let me take care of things.

[flametheif40]

Meh, maybe. There is always good old stabbing, or the other guy's swordplay.

Cause, come on, I can't do nothing when bad guys attack.

If other me can get smacked by an giant elephant and live, then a punch shouldn't be so bad.

[thesettingsun]

If you haven't gotten back super-fortitude or whatever he had, you'll still get your bones broken just like anyone else, you know.

[flametheif40]

I'm not going to run up to an elephant and test it if that's what your implying.

Sides, that still hurt like hell, didn't help that the bastard threw me to a stone wall.

[thesettingsun]

I'm implying that if your choice is get hit by an elephant or run, right now you should probably run.

[flametheif40]

Ah, so follow natural instinct if chased by an elephant. Got ya.

So...other then the obvious method, is there a way to test that?

[thesettingsun]

Stub your toe, maybe? I don't know. Pick the easiest method of non-lethal injury for you.

[flametheif40]

stub my toe? I mean, wouldn't I kind have to step it up a bit?

Not that I'm eager to test it...cause if it fails...that's broken bones...

[thesettingsun]

Maybe just don't test it? I'm sure you'll get injured against your will sooner or later.

[flametheif40]

Our city is that rough? Cause aside from people disappearing, or memories being changed. This app, physically, doesn't seem to be that bad.

Well, okay add "takes away our siblings" as part of that list. But I mean like, bodily harm.

[thesettingsun]

I didn't run into monsters trying to kill me before this app appeared. That's one thing.

[flametheif40]

That happens a lot?

Like, I had one T-rex almost eat me, but that was someone's shape shifting out of control

[thesettingsun]

Once every couple months or so is a lot when you're talking about monsters.

[flametheif40]

Good point. Say, what kind of random stuff happens anyway?

Like, they took people away,the world was without color, apparently monsters. But, can they screw with our minds?

[thesettingsun]

Short answer: yes.

Long answer: depending on what you mean by screwing with your mind, the answer may be yes or very yes, and it sucks.

[flametheif40]

Seriously?!

Okay, I'm sorry to ask, but, have you noticed anyone's memories being affected?

I don't mean getting new ones from our other lives, I mean...a person suddenly having a different job, or siblings being separated because they don't remember each other?

Also, do ALL retrospec screw ups get fixed in a month?