at some random point during the festival

[hjack69]

trapped in an empty room probably abt to get murdered send help
may or may not have taken a baby chicken thing w me
if not for me do it for the chicken thing this bitey little asshole is adorable

[ attached is a selfie with a (much much smaller) chocobo that looks kind of like this. ]

what the hell is with the chicken things anyway did i miss something

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[parodeity]

ok hotwiring cars i have not learned to do
tho i bet that skill is in my fam somewhere
but ok ive started on my way itll take me like
five or ten minutes?
im in the district but not right there you know

er
i think
are you in the retrospec building if its a diff building i may be in the wrong district

[hjack69]

idk if theres more than one retrospec building but i picked the one downtown
let me look

[ Cue Jack unthinkingly trying the door again--

--and it opening, just like that. ]

You're fucking kidding me.

[ When Dave shows up, the fat little chocobo chick is going to rush him. Because that's what it does. ]

[parodeity]

[ all right. well. THERE GOES HIS DRAMATIC RESCUE although honestly dave prefers it that way, but also: chocobo chick shit???? dave kind of. crouches down to...pet...? it? how does one bird he doesn't know. where have the horses gone. ]

So you got to rescue yourself? Why'd it lock, I wonder? Or...how'd it unlock. Hm.