2/6; 8AM

[jurai]

[Hey Retrospec, I hope you're having a good morning. And if you aren't, well...there's kitty posters that are designed to deal with just that. Hang in there, buckos. But for those of you that ARE, Crow's going to take to the network.

You know those traits that are all the craze and amplifying themselves? Well Crow's got em full swing, and his desire to help out his younger friends overpowers all else--in both everyday life and love lives. Unfortunately, it feeds right into his own self destructive behavior, so...

Signed in as BIG DECK ENERGY:]

Hey Retrospec-ers!

It's February, and you know what that means? Smmmoochessss? Hand holding. Candle light dinners~

It's a whole month dedicated to finding Mr. or Ms. Right, and with Valentine's day right smack in the center of the month, it's even generous enough to give you 2 weeks to buy discount candy. What could be better?

Well I'll tell ya

How about a date with my buddy, Rean Schwarzer? The guy had a pretty rough month in January and he's a little too shy to get out into the world and meet someone

He's about 5'8'', black hair, pretty good looking if I had to judge myself... He'll talk to you about anything and everything, and personality's got a little kick to it, if you're looking for excitement

Contact for more details

LATER!

Comments

[motiv8]

[Rean's been stalking this post, but somehow missed this until just now...]

I can't believe you're ratting me out like this. I thought you said you were going to give me time on the Switch deal?

[jurai]

Rean~ Our man of the hour!

You never told me that you took after ol' Crow's affectionate gestures

[motiv8]

I didn't know I had!

Habits to break, I guess...

[jurai]

Maybe you'll start to look like me one day, too


Your opinions on white hair?

[motiv8]

At 20? Hard pass.

[jurai]

OUCH!?

Stab me through the heart why don'tcha

[motiv8]

Listen, just because it works for YOU doesn't mean it'd work for ME. I'd just wind up looking like some kind of horrible permanent cosplayer.

The purple eyes are already a step in that direction.

[jurai]

C'mon the lavender eyes suit you, Rean

Though I'm not sure if I should be flattered or offended that 'old man hair at age 22' works for me

[motiv8]

If you say so...

And well. I certainly had something in mind when I said it, but which was it? That's one secret I'll never tell...

[jurai]

Your cruelty knows no bounds

Or are you just being coy so no one

(your sister)

screencaps your answer for blackmail?

[motiv8]

Oh, look. He CAN be taught.

[dereban]

And I am.

I didn't tell him about that yet. :)

[motiv8]

Your cruelty knows no limits...

[jurai]

Switch

Like...Nintendo's fancy little contraption?

[dereban]

Yeah.

I was going to kick Rean's butt in Mario Kart, too.

[jurai]

There's a Mario Kart on the Switch?

Man, time flies


I have the one on SNES

[Certified old man.]

[dereban]

Yeah, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.

Maybe you should play with us. Help me kick Rean's butt.

[motiv8]

Oh? I thought you didn't need help for that, Raina?

Not that you stand a chance anyway.

[jurai]

THERE'S 8??? Jesus Christ

Can you still be Koopa?

Important question

Importanter question: What's the 'that'

[motiv8]

Answer to important question 1: Yes

Answer to important question 2: it's absolutely none of your business and Raina I swear to God if you tell him I'll disown you.

[dereban]

I don't, but seeing you get your butt kicked by two people is very satisfying.

[motiv8]

Well, in that case, I regret that I'll have to take that satisfaction away from you.

[he is VERY SERIOUS about Mario Kart, okay]

[dereban]

I'm not that mean.

If I wanted to really be cruel, I would have made a public post about "that" already. But I'm saving you the humiliation since you're already dealing with all of this.

[motiv8]

A little less than reassuring there, but... thanks, I guess.

[dereban]

You're quite welcome! ✨