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[recollecters]

I'll keep this short and to the point to give you guys time to strategize, catch up, all of that. Congrats on your Magatus missions. Looks like everything's been cleared out as best as we can, but the region's been evacuated thanks to a couple of factors. The new problem is we just added a bunch of people to city limits. I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news: need some people out in Pesgare to do some deepdiving and recovery. It doesn't look like there's anything out there that'll kill you, but I need something from down there to stabilize Recollé itself. Good news: got the subway working. Did you know it was just about coding? That's a little crazy to me and okay, I might have found out on accident, but…whatever was blocking exits from the city was just a false creation. It means getting out of here and checking out the progress outside. The trains will be ready for departure in about a week, I'll get some maps drawn up and everything. I could really use some of you on location scouting. Finally…who knows about machinery? We've got a problem we should probably look into, but keeping track of that eye's a huge pain in the ass. Discuss, get in touch with me, prepare. You know the drill. Zee Carlisle Hiring Manager Retrspec Incorporated Characters' display names are the same as whatever has been previously chosen and are permanently locked in! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given, though you're free to hit up his individual inbox later. As a friendly reminder, you may also claim one of this month's freebie by submitting a thread from this mod post. This thread must be 10 comments from you and submitted before AC closes.

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Un:Al

[flametheif40]

Wait...rabid train cars??

How does that work?

[drydrown]

Rabidly, apparently.

[flametheif40]

But they are metal...not some stray dogs

[drydrown]

Think about everything you've seen since coming onto the network and tell me that this place makes any sense at all with a straight face.

[flametheif40]

....


Like...some...loose logic. I have no idea why I was transforming into a snake, but that was apparently linked to the Chinese calendar...somehow.

Okay it's super inconsistent, but at least it sort of makes some sense or some pattern...albeit an extremely shitty and confusing one.

Maybe if someone were drunk it makes more sense.

[drydrown]

Well, naturally. Whenever I'm drunk I'm fairly sure I can solve all of the world's problems in the span of about an hour.

[flametheif40]

Oh? I wonder how the world would fare if we made you king of the world and made you drunk as hell for a day.

Wait, is there a diffrence between fancy drunk and regular drunk?

[drydrown]

Fancy drunk means you have enough money for everyone to still respect you the next day.

[it's called being "fuck you" rich for a reason.]

[flametheif40]

Ah, so the diffrence between being "well stocked" and "the town drunk"

[drydrown]

Not precisely, "the town drunk" implies a certain degree of nonfunction.

[flametheif40]

Well, thats pratically the definition of a drunk.

What would you word the lower class drinkers as?

[drydrown]

Oh, I'm not arguing with the label, just saying that "well stocked" carries a different connotation.

[flametheif40]

OH!
So you want a word equally dysfunctional for the rich folks that do the same?!

[Al is seriously surprised by that...if he is understanding him correctly]