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[recollecters]

I'll keep this short and to the point to give you guys time to strategize, catch up, all of that. Congrats on your Magatus missions. Looks like everything's been cleared out as best as we can, but the region's been evacuated thanks to a couple of factors. The new problem is we just added a bunch of people to city limits. I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news: need some people out in Pesgare to do some deepdiving and recovery. It doesn't look like there's anything out there that'll kill you, but I need something from down there to stabilize Recollé itself. Good news: got the subway working. Did you know it was just about coding? That's a little crazy to me and okay, I might have found out on accident, but…whatever was blocking exits from the city was just a false creation. It means getting out of here and checking out the progress outside. The trains will be ready for departure in about a week, I'll get some maps drawn up and everything. I could really use some of you on location scouting. Finally…who knows about machinery? We've got a problem we should probably look into, but keeping track of that eye's a huge pain in the ass. Discuss, get in touch with me, prepare. You know the drill. Zee Carlisle Hiring Manager Retrspec Incorporated Characters' display names are the same as whatever has been previously chosen and are permanently locked in! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given, though you're free to hit up his individual inbox later. As a friendly reminder, you may also claim one of this month's freebie by submitting a thread from this mod post. This thread must be 10 comments from you and submitted before AC closes.

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[flametheif40]

...to make pancakes?

What other unholy things have you done to food?

[motiv8]

In his defense, the pancakes were delicious.

[flametheif40]

With a rice cooker?

I barely bake but...pancakes out of a rice cooker?

Don't you use a pan for that?

[jurai]

Place a little trust in ol' Crow

Google it

And you'll see why I'm a genius

1/2

[flametheif40]

Dude, I JUST MET YOU!

2/2

[flametheif40]

Holy shit that is a thing....and it looks GOOD!

[motiv8]

Can confirm, it was delicious!

As for trusting Crow... well, if you can trust me? I trust him with my life. He's a weirdo for sure, but once you get past that, he's a great guy.

[flametheif40]

Well, it was essentialy "take cooking advice from mr.blue rice" didn't exactly sound like the best source for cooking tips.

And yeah, trust him with your life, just not the rice cooker :P

Not that I can say much about being a weirdo for reasons we agreed to never speak of.

[motiv8]

Okay, that's fair. Never take cooking advice from Crow. Unless it's about seafood, he's pretty good with that.

And while you have a point... the rice cooker has already seen enough horrors, don't you think?

[flametheif40]

Oh yeah, rice cooker needs therapy after doctor blue rice conducted diabolical experiments on it.

[jurai]

HAHA 'WEIRDO'? I'm not sure if I should be blushing or offended

A guy tries to get rid of an entire case of gatorade that his boyfriend bought and suddenly no one trusts me on cooking anymore!

[He teases, before getting back down to reality.]

Seriously, though, I'm not as much of a disaster in the kitchen as my curiosity makes me look

[flametheif40]

You could have drank them instead of tramatizing the rice cooker, did you ask the rice cooker's consent? :P

Well...two people vouch for you, so I GUESS I have to believe them. Maybe if I could taste some of your cooking I would be more convinced.

[jurai]

Believe me, you get real tired of Gatorade once you're on #20

But sure

I could probably get some fish off my job and whip something up. Maybe if my current concoction passes the Rean Schwarzer test you'll get a sample

[flametheif40]

20?! HOW MUCH DID YOU BUY REAN?!

Is that what your going to tell Mr.Rice cooker? Who might have to go to the witness protection program?

[Al is Laughing, thinking how crazy and stupid it would be, to break into their place and steal the rice cooker, just to reference this joke]

[motiv8]

A case... that was back during the heatwave, when I was living in my dorm on the seventh floor without AC. Crow found out about that and had me move in with him til the heatwave ended, so my Gatorade came along too

[flametheif40]

Oh...fair enough.

Wait, the same place when you got my magic for a bit?

[motiv8]

Yeah, that would have been around the same time.

[jurai]

What's this about magic


Reannnnn, you got some splainin to doooooo!!!

[motiv8]

It was only for, like, a day!

Al and I accidentally wound up switching powers. So I got his fire... genie... knife... thing, and he had to teach me how to use it.

He got my sensing powers, they didn't go over well.

[jurai]

I was wondering what he would've gotten

Sure wasn't your brilliant magical prowess

[HE TEASES OUT OF LOVE.]

[motiv8]

[flametheif40]

Nice to know I got a 5 star review on teaching magic! Although have something fun for me to play with next time!

Also, Rean, you had WAAAYYY more power then what I taught you, and super reflexes! Did you end up punching something instead of catching it?

@Crow... does he ever just, wake up in the middle of the night and punch you because of super senses? I couldn't sleep when I had his senses

[jurai]

Rean's powers sure are something else, huh? It's nice when it comes to missions

@Al Rean's honestly harmless when it comes to sleeping. If anyone's an asshole it's my damn cat waking me up because he wants me to pet his ass while he eats

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, his power is super useful! He might struggle a little more with orbal magic than Crow and me, but I think it's just because his magic shows up in other ways.

[SO DON'T FEEL BAD REAN YOU STILL SPECIAL!!!]

No worries! it's all good in the hood!

[flametheif40]

"something else" is putting it lightly. Although, sounds useful on missions

"something is going to try to kill us"

"no, really?"

"I mean in 10 seconds to the right"

"oh, thanks"

So...was he super warm that night?

[He is blushing hard asking that...cause he wants to know for when he might...cuddle...with someone.]