And now, a welcoming message from Noah | Photo

[redarm]

[Now that Noah's had a day to scream his head off, he's much calmer to address the network as a whole.]

hey if theres anyone out there still kidding themselves into thinking all this is just harmless pranks and shit?
i just want you to know i woke up with a new arm yesterday:

Noah Robin Campbell shared a photo. 5/01 near The Towers

thanks retrospec for your stalker photo

look forward to this kind of shit new people!
none of this is a joke!
sucks to be you!

also i think i need a doctor.

second verse same as the first

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung Lee 05/02 near Recolle

Who else on here has been looking into the coding and otherwise strangeness of this app? We need to make a list, also a list of people who are now no longer connected like the rest of us to this app. In fact, I have an actual first hand account of someone that is off the grid now. As in a fellow UNlocked and I were running through some code, checking up on the flood of all these new people, and then went our separate ways, and when I got up to be ready for the usual early morning torture aka self-defense class with him, someone else is in his place. Well. I mean that it is him but it's not him. Same face, same voice, same mannerisms but a huge chunk of his memories of the past few months is gone. Like erased gone. He can't see the app, he doesn't remember horses or non-singing fruit. I'm a little shook up by this. Okay. A lot. The guy's my PA. He's not allowed to not be out of the loop I can't survive this way! Sorry but it's hard being an adult when the real adult is like some kind of smiling robot of themselves that isn't even smiling right. He's like a pod person there is no snark there is no sass WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TALKING BACK SASS? Also I need a very large drink. Make that three large drinks. And someone that will let me flail at them in a martial arts kind of way. I'll pay for both. Seriously. Help?

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