1ST HEIST | even my cat is a criminal

[maskreant]

Akira Kurusu shared a photo. 11/12 near Apprassage

so... i was sick the past week and my cat snuck out several times without me knowing. he ended up bringing an assortment of socks and underwear from around the city. sorry. if you recognize anything that belongs to you, you can come get it. i promise he usually doesn't do this when he's out. again, sorry. i played a tune (loop stations are great) to heal the hearts of those who lost their undergarments last week. i hope it helps.

[ This is the attached tune for those that click on it!

Also, you can assume that the black and white cat slipped into your place somehow and snatched your undies/socks. The picture does not convey the kitty's heist. If you want it stolen, consider it there. All stolen items belong to all genders... Morrigan is impartial and just. Otherwise, some of these can probably be NPCs' items. ]

REBEL 2 = TEXT

[rebellions]

Ragna Edgson 11/12 near Tisse

so about those physical changes we all know they're a thing and they said something about this being some crap with souls and yadda yadda but how can you tell for sure a change is retrospec's bullshit? i'm not talking about your eyes turning pink overnight or growing a third arm or cat ears or what have you i mean more like... when you wake up and discover a tattoo or two on you that sure as hell weren't there yesterday and a piercing too how do you know this is caused by retrospec and not because you got wasted last night and might have done some dumb shit on the way home (that you don't exactly remember anyway)? metaphorically speaking ofc

pretend i posted this on 11/16, i'm just impatient

[frostythehitman]

hey retrospec
i got another message for you this time

( there's a drawing in here (taken from a video) )

if anyone knows retrospec's mailing address lmk
because i got a ton of medical bills from this thing for them to pay off
or maybe i'll just send it to them through their mailbox again

sketch 1。

[fabrefactions]

Does anyone have any tips for consuming a burger roughly the size of a hubcap in 28.35 minutes? I felt I was hungry enough to attempt this task, but it seems I may have overestimated my own abilities...

[ There's a picture of a rather sizeable burger alongside a smaller, regular one for comparisons sake. Anyone who has visited Big Bang Burger in Tisse may recognise the (completely obviously and definitely present in that picture) outer space themed decor of the place.

It seems Yusuke has somehow found himself taking on the eating challenge offered at the chain.]

It is quite pleasant, I must admit. But I feel that even for a challenge, and even armed with an empty stomach this would be quite the arduous task for one person to achieve without drastic preparation ahead of ti--

-- oh, my apologies. The previous information is incorrect. I have just been informed I have 25.10 minutes left to complete this task.

[ somEONE help him.]