pretend i posted this on 11/16, i'm just impatient

[frostythehitman]

hey retrospec
i got another message for you this time


[ He switches over to a video that shows him holding his phone at a selfie angle. There's a whirring noise and slowly, an arm rises into sight. When it comes to the highest angle possible, the whirring stops. ]



[ And then the whirring starts up again as the hand does a full 360-degree rotation. Once it completes, James just says: "Fuck you." ]

if anyone knows retrospec's mailing address lmk
because i got a ton of medical bills from this thing for them to pay off
or maybe i'll just send it to them through their mailbox again

Comments

[youraffection]

a+
i think that sums it up for the most of us tbh

[frostythehitman]

i learned how to rotate the wrist just for this

[youraffection]

seems like a p good reason 2 me man
glad u got a hand now n everything
super blows for u music career tho

[frostythehitman]

[ wow, cutting right to the sensitive stuff, are we? ]

yeah
i can hold a guitar pick now but i can't actually play with it
so that's great

[usurpers]

you finally get it
it looks badass bucky

[frostythehitman]

hell yeah it does
this thing technically comes with like
a flesh glove
to make it look more human
but screw that this thing looks awesome

[usurpers]

i’ll say
so how hard can you punch with it

[buncho]

aw hell yeah! can you punch through concrete and everything with that?

[frostythehitman]

god i wish
but this thing is a whole lot more fragile than it looks
i can probably lift a 30lb weight with it but probably not much else

[buncho]

[ DISAPPOINTMENT ]

can it at least shoot lasers out of the fingertips

[activatingcombatmode]

holy shit that's actually really cool?

But dude, get a haircut.

[He says this because he cares.]

[frostythehitman]

my hair is beautiful and you're just jealous the army won't let you have it this long

[activatingcombatmode]

There's long and then there's so long you can barely see what you're doing and getting it in your food long

like yours, bud

MISSED THE MEDICAL BILLS PART CLEARLY

[frisyr]

Hey cool glove!

[frostythehitman]

thanks it's my hand

[frisyr]

wait what

I THOUGHT THEY FIXED YOUR HAND?

[longwei2go]

Not enough middle fingers in the world for what they've done
Still, that's something mine can't do

[frostythehitman]

mine can't either
i had to manually move the fingers into place for this

[ he hopes he did not break his fancy new bionic hand less than a day after getting it. ]

did retrospec take your arm too

[longwei2go]

I meant the 360 spin
Flipping the bird is easy but I can only make gestures my normal hand could
Well. If I was double-jointed

[ please do not try this stuff at home, kids. ]

No
Some fuckhead with a logging truck did that years ago
The arm was their idea

[livingdeadgirl]

haha congratulations on your sick new robot arm!
how does it work??

[frostythehitman]

i control it all with my mind
technically my muscles but mostly my mind
except for the shoulder

[livingdeadgirl]

whoa seriously?
i did not know we had this technology already
you are the six million dollar man
it's you

[covenantal]

That's awesome. Planning to suplex any cows with it?

[frostythehitman]

do you have cows for me to suplex

[covenantal]

... I'd say I'm sure something can be arranged, but that feels like we'd just be asking for trouble from Retrospec.