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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[digthefuzz]

i
i don't even know where to begin

[rosebleue]

well

they don't seem dangerous...

they're just...regular fruit, who happen to have faces, and occasionally get up and dance??

[ So they're about anything but regular fruit. ]

[wiselys]

I don't know, Luke might get lonely on the SS Castellan. I don't want to be cruel.

[trueend]

yes
told them about horses when it happened
and they said i should watch
less tv
or less youtube :/
i dont get why

[THEIR SIBLINGS, TOO, BUT... Parents are the most distressing.]

[doublesmall]

the track record for listening to us is not great, but yeah, worth a shot

I'm​ sure as hell not going to the store to check that out, someone else can verify how fucked up it is or isn't in there. if you find out let me know though

[appraiser]

our city's honorary fruit butcher, the hero we don't deserve (*・∀-)☆
there are a good number of us otherwise, though!
you could set up an ~underground shop~ for fruit peeling services

[true_noir]

My artistic skills may not be up to snuff, but we have months, so that is plenty of time.

[sharplydressed]

something's telling me that would be hoping for a liiittle too much

[sharplydressed]

what if the inside is too gross to handle even if it isn't alive?

[parodeity]

it feels like something i gotta do and i dont know why
i mean
i know why
but also
blargh

[doublesmall]

oh god now you really are gonna blend vegetables in everything aren't you

[parodeity]

i mean id be down to help?

[redarm]

Noah Robin Campbell shared a photo. 3/17 near Tisse

I hope you arseholes get eaten alive by the creepy fruit. It'd serve you right, fuckers.

[erythristic]

to contrast you, then, i'll bet on her saying yes. but privately, not over the network.

[yoyoboy]

So... There are smiling fruits dancing in my dining table's fruit bowl. Fruits that now have smiling faces... DANCING in the fruit bowl...

Guess I'm not the only one going crazy right now.

[erythristic]

my answer would have been the same, ardyn. a video wouldn't change that.

[if you're dragging this in public, she has no choice but to match.]

[appraiser]

i am
so sorry
faces appearing in mid-peel sounds traumatizing

[wiselys]

I don't curse much, but start with "what" and end with "the fuck".

[arahoushi]

Strawberries and bananas are still okay

boss, this is gonna affect some of our drinks...

[daemonized]

You'd still have the heart to decline even after all the laborious video editing I'd have to suffer through, in the name of romance?

Cruel indeed.

[rhapsodeity]

:o
that sounds like a lot of fun
i kind of like doing things like that! you know with my hands
i would do it for free :)

[sharplydressed]

i will literally feel the worst for her if this is the guy she winds up with

unless they're both shitposters at heart i guess

[antagonize]

Look at the bright side. At least we're in good company. For the most part, anyway.

Don't joke about that. They'll see that shit and come up with something in time for Halloween.

[digthefuzz]

what
the fudge

[tearable]

They should have a timer for internet access but — that's odd. I definitely remember horses...

If your parents start acting strange, you know you can visit us, Frisk. Just please make sure to do it ASAP.