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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[arahoushi]

Toshi Inoue So...I have a lot of oranges that it turns out I don't need.
Toshi Inoue Apples, too
Toshi Inoue let's just say juicing has suddenly gotten really weird

[doublesmall]

oh god now you really are gonna blend vegetables in everything aren't you

[arahoushi]

Strawberries and bananas are still okay

boss, this is gonna affect some of our drinks...

[doublesmall]

is it?? they're still just fruit, it's not like you're gonna hurt them

just do it, they won't care

[arahoushi]

I'm thinking our customers might care if the fruit slices in their drinks are staring and smiling at them, boss

Unless you want to try making that some kind of feature on the menu?

friendly faces, everywhere you look -- and we mean everywhere

[doublesmall]

god no that's way too creepy

if we take the peel off that should do it, right? no way these things have faces underneath that, too. that's too crazy even for this shit.

[arahoushi]

If they have faces under the peel i'm gonna get really worried

[doublesmall]

yeah you and me both

alright well plan A is to just remove the faces, if they do have a second face under there we just use the slices without any face on there and I guess you can do whatever with the face parts

[arahoushi]

This is officially the weirdest string of messages i've read or written in my entire life.

[spes_phthisica]

Soujirou Katsuki they keep smiling and dancing even while you peel them or cut them
Soujirou Katsuki i'm not sure i'll ever get used to the WRIGGLING
Soujirou Katsuki honestly juicing sounds like the better alternative

[arahoushi]

Toshi Inoue Good news! If you cut off the face part and just use the rest, you don't have to worry about them smiling at you
Toshi Inoue though that's a whole new kind of disturbing, I guess
Toshi Inoue still taste good, though
Toshi Inoue ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[spes_phthisica]

Soujirou Katsuki i noticed yes
Soujirou Katsuki i work at a daycare so i have no choice i mean i can't just tell the kids to not eat fruit ε＝(。＿　＿)。
Soujirou Katsuki and no one else at work seems to think it's weird either

[arahoushi]

Toshi Inoue kids probably think it's great though
Toshi Inoue at daycare i sure would have
Toshi Inoue probably would have chased other kids around with them (*＾∀ﾟ)ъ

[spes_phthisica]

Soujirou Katsuki its true the kids really love them
Soujirou Katsuki the other teachers even had to scold them about not playing with their food
Soujirou Katsuki they didn't seem to think it was creepy at all when i started cutting them apart
Soujirou Katsuki i guess if i didn't remember normal apples... maybe i wouldn't either